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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:18 AM
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So ya wanna be a biiiiiiiiird..............CAPTION
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:21 AM
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1. "You must be this tall to bomb civilians" n/t
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 11:17 AM
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17. LOL
:D
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:23 AM
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2. "So I looked down at his corpse and said...
who's walkin like an Egyptian now?"
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:23 AM
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3. That guy's a US F**K if I ever saw one...
great podium. :thumbsup:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:28 AM
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4. Rummy shows confused airmen how he would go all "Karate Kid" on Saddam
Edited on Tue Nov-18-03 09:30 AM by underpants
Show me paint the scene with misinformation and lies.
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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:29 AM
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5. King Tut
Donny doing his wild and crazy Steve Martin imitations.
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:33 AM
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6. "You may not know this, men
but I'm the fifth Bangle. I know you thought the Bangles were a girl group - but that was just a cover. I was the mastermind behind their success. Now, dammit - all you men - WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!"
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:40 AM
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7. When I grow up
I wanna fly a plane!
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:47 AM
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8. This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky


my apologies to Run DMC.
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 09:47 AM
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9. walk
like an egyptian! its soooo easy!
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LionInWinter Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 10:10 AM
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10. "Uh oh ...
I think I'm about to drop my payload"
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omshanti Donating Member (851 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 10:12 AM
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11. I believe I can fly-y-y..... I believe I can touch the sky-y-y....
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 10:21 AM
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12. ... I handle the chimp in chief like this and Cheney does the same to me
... and, that completes the chain of command ...
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 10:39 AM
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13. The puppetmaster demonstrates his technique...
"When I jiggle THIS hand, the President dances, and when I jiggle THIS hand, the press corps dances."
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 10:44 AM
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14. I'm so old, when I flew for the Navy, we had to flap our arms!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 11:15 AM
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16. He's so old they didn't have history class they called it current events
:bounce:
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 10:47 AM
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15. Once you catch the magic bullet... you get special wings
to fly to Heaven... Isn't that great!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 11:35 AM
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18. "So I told him, 'Numbnuts, what the queen really likes
Edited on Tue Nov-18-03 11:42 AM by skip fox


is for you to go prancing around like a little elf in a magic garden. Don't worry about bowing, just take off. You know, like those Tiny Tim impressions you used to slay us with. Then ask about her parentage, and when she answers make sure you she see you giggling behind your hand. She'll love it.' . . . I'll bet the little freak does it, too. Somedays I just can't wait for the news!"
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 11:38 AM
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19. "hey fellas, heh heh, remember that really hot singer from
The Bangles? Oh yeah, walk like this Eqyptian, no really, walk like me, I've been mummified for 4 thousand years!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 12:48 PM
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20. Lunchtime CAPTIONS wanted.
:toast:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 02:21 PM
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21. I just flew in and, man, are my arms tired
ba-da-boom

no, really, I don't know if we can get you folks here in Korea a "mission accomplished" banner any time soon ...
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