The NEW American Patriot cartoon strip!

You can see this stunning, "Weekley" riveting serial cartoon www.pabaah.com. (Note: You must register as a member in order to see the series...otherwise you'll just be bounced to a photo album.)

As you may remember, here is the old American Patriot:


While he's not a great speller, he looks great in powder-blue!

Here's the NEW IMPROVED American Patriot! (Sorry about the size)


No spelling needed! He looks like a blue Nazi with bad eyebrows. And check out the belt-buckle!

Seriously folks, this jack-booted thug sums up the radical, rightwing-nutball worldview. They all want to be this character in their dreams ...he's going to be a hit with the Freeper crowd.

You have got to check out this cartoon!

then again, that is what Bush's looked liked when he landed the jet.

serious defensiveness about *s stuffing, or is our super hero a drag king?

But the New American Patriot looks like he was just on a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but the offical Nazi version from 1939.

armbands and all

I have several observations:

1) The oversized head is a nice touch. It about sums up the conservative position. Massive egos, weak bodies. Big ideas, poor execution. Also, even the Wonder Twins could kick this moran's ass. He looks like the most underdeveloped superhero this side of Robin.

2) Ever wondered what America would be like if it was run by latent homosexual Nazis? You're looking at it.

3) Um, for a supposedly hetero male superhero, it sure does have a flat pelvic area. Where's the superhero bulge?

4) I noticed he's armed. Funny, I don't remember Batman or Superman carrying sidearms. Usually they could use brute force to overpower their enemies. But then again, our crotchless crimefighter has the physique of an eight year old on steroids.

Adam's apple. Nice package by the way, Anne.

Good thing Tom of Finland isn't still alive....



That's Kake handing out the ass-whuppin'....

I'm not giving those turds my email address; I don't care how damn funny that comic is.

Try this: www.hotmail.com It's free.

No, the American Patriot isn't funny; but it's a great peak into their world-view.

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