What Does Bush Keep in His Pockets? (CNN)

Yes, folks, this is actually a NEWS STORY.

It's a news story, but I understand if someone wants to move it out of "Latest Breaking News" because it is one of the lamest, puff-piece, non-news-stories ever to come down the pike.

They have to humanize the evil thug, don't they? They just can't resist.

Enjoy the propaganda.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush may be burdened with the world's problems, but his pockets are pretty light.

It turns out the leader of the free world doesn't have to worry about carrying all the essentials of the common man.

Bush revealed the contents of his pockets Tuesday to an Argentine newspaper reporter who was interviewing him in advance of a presidential trip to Latin America later this week.

When the reporter from La Nacion asked Bush to show him what he carries, the president stood up, fished in his pockets, then dramatically pulled his hands out holding nothing but a white handkerchief that he waved playfully in the air.

(more at link)
http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/11/02/bush.pockets.ap/index.html

when he surrenders to the police when they frog march him out to the Hague? (wishful thinking on my part, I know, but I like the mental picture)

as many of us suspected from the now-infamous sock-bulge.

:hi:

his pockets"?

Glad you're here.

Help us GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!

Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.

Duh. :P :)

OMFG Who gives a flying fuck. DISTRACTION!

While I'm showing you my pockets over here.............................

......................................your kids are dying over there....

Why, he's got the One Ring of Moronitude!

His imaginary pal. The one that talks to him on those long nights he likes to spend with his other true friend, Jimmy Beam.

A half-sucked Dum-Dum. Some Captain Queeg worry balls. Binaca.

that sounds like a wealthy man of a hundred years ago who needed no wallet or keys because his valet carried everything. A man who has nothing in his pockets is not in touch with the everyday world all of us know.

And a great question by the reporter.

anything in their pockets/purses, either. They have "the help" to tote all that mundane flotsam and jetsam so they don't have to.

So he can masturbate himself at press conferences.

Jay and Silent Bob rock!

and in the darkness bind them . . ."

I'm pretty darn sure * never read that book . . .

I believe I am going to be sick! What is the psychological age of this cretin, 8 and a half?

"A well-made dress has no pockets."
(interestingly, the character's name is Laura)

:D

He said he kept it in his pocket to remind him of the sacrifice made by those brave men and women on 9/11.Figures it didnt last long.

"It turns out the leader of the free world doesn't have to worry about carrying all the essentials of the common man."