A Friday Joke For You! Its Clean, but Doesn't Sound Clean!

2 guys bag work and get drunk.

They find a goose on the street and are trying to figure out what to do with it.

The first drunk says "I'll take it home, my wife will cook it and we'll have you and your wife over for dinner!"

The second drunk says "But if we go home now, our wives will know we been drinkin' and not workin' & they'll kick our asses!"

"I have an idea! We'll go to the movies and by the time the movie is over, we'll be sobered up & it'll be time to go home."

"But what'll we do with the goose?"

"I'll put the goose in my pants, and when the movie starts and the lights go out, I'll pull down my zipper and pull the goose's head out so he can breathe!"

"Thats a good idea!"

So they go into the movie. The movie starts, the lights go out, he pulls his zipper down and pulls the goose's head out.

There are 2 womwn sitting next to the drunks.

One leans over to the other and says "The man next to me has exposed himself!"

The other says "So what? If you've seen one, you've seen them all!"

"Not like this one, its eating my popcorn!"

...so the later folks can see the joke!

This is the first time I EVER kicked a thread I started!

that was funny

no mention of Viagra

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