Time for e Blazing Saddles thread. By gar, it's been a while...

What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons.


Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: The Waco Kid: We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes we are.
Jim: The Waco Kid: Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled.




Taggart: Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said . . . OW!
Lyle: Send wire, main office, tell them I said, "ow." Gotcha.





Howard Johnson: You know, Nietzsche says, "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard



I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.



Bart: Well, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?
Howard Johnson: We don't care if it's the first act of Henry V, we're leaving!

n/t

n/t

Here I stand, the goddess of Desire,
set men on fire,
I have this power,
morning noon and night it’s drink and dancing,
some quick romancing,
and then a quick shower,
stage door johnnies always surround me,
they always hound me,
with one request,
who can satisfy their lustful habits,
I’m not a rabbit!
I need some rest!

I’m tired,
sick and tired of love,
I’ve had my fill of love,
from below and above,
tired,
tired of being admired,
tired of love uninspired,
let’s face it,
I’m tired!

I’ve been with 1000’s of men,
again and again,
they promise the moon,
they always coming and going,
going and coming,
and always too soon!
Right girls?

I’m tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain’t it a crying shame?
I’m so tired,
God dammit I’m tired!

Hello cowboy, what’s your name?
Tex ‘mam
Tex ‘mam ? Tell me Tex’mam, are you in show business?
No
We’ll then why don’t you get your freaking feet off here
La ha
Ah ha he hu…
Hello handsome, is that a 10 gallon hat? Or are you just enjoying the show?
Ah ha ah…
Oh miss lilly, oh my laby, oh my pussy cat, put it there baby, put it… ohhhhh

I’m tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain’t it a crying shame,
I’m so tired


she’s tired
-she’s tired
sick and tired of love
-give her a break
she’s had her fill of love
-she’s not a snake
from bellow and above
-can’t you see she’s sick?
tired
-she’s bushed
tired of being admired
-let her alone
tired of love uninspired
-get off the phone
she’s tired
-don’t you know she’s pooped?

I’ve been with 1000’s of men,
again and again,
they sing the same toon,
the start with Byron and Shelly,
and jump on your belly,
and bust your ballon!
aye!
tired,
tired of playing the game,
ain’t it a freakin shame,
I’m so…
let’s face it,
everything below the waist is kapput!

Work, work, work, work, work. Hello boys. Ya miss me?

Do what he say....Do what he say!! :scared:

Keyes would actually be perfect for the Bart role. It ain't his conservatism that has marginalized him in that party. Shit, the man is batshit crazy, but he's more intelligent than the entire Bush family.

"They've hurt Buddy! Come on girls!"

Lyle: How bout some more beans Mr. Taggert?
Taggert: (waving hand) I'd say you've had enough.


Let's give him to MONGO!

Ohh it's twoo, It's TWOO!

Of course you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you.

The affairs of state must take precedence over the affairs of state.

I'm through being Mr. Goodbar!

Tuesday! Splendid!

WHERE'S MY FROGGY?!?!?

Bart: "What do you like to do?"

Waco: "Oh...play chess...Screw..."

Bart: "Ahhh..lets play chess!"

:D

"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin', bushwackin', hornswaglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter."

"Now, who can argue with that?"

Reporter: Sir, those are dummies.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: How do you think I got elected?


:D