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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 12:54 PM
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A right-winger is cheesed off about people smiling.
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 12:57 PM
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1. The wet moose walks with a gaited limp, but the squirrel lives alone.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 01:09 PM
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2. The wet moose walks with a gaited limp...


...but only among the ASPENS. *cough* *cough*

The squirrel lives alone, but the cheese STANDS alone. <makes direct eye contact from a distance, puts hat on>
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 01:11 PM
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3. *touches left index finger to side of nose*
*nods knowingly*
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:23 PM
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8. Off in the distance, a lone dog barks.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:26 PM
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9. The cock crows at dawn.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:32 PM
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11. , and an eerie mist arises from the bog.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:49 PM
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16. Very "Hound of the Baskervilles"
;)
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:57 PM
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19. ...thinks John, as he gazes upon his own hound, "Watson."


Darn it, now I have to go! This was fun, too. Well, maybe it will take on a life of its own after I'm gone... she thought...
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 01:12 PM
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4. John has a long moustache.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:20 PM
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6. Yesterday, he was clean shaven.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 04:56 PM
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22. The chair is against the wall
why that movie line sticks with me I'll never know
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 01:14 PM
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5. As we speak a deep cover operation is put into motion.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:22 PM
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7. There is a chill of something sinister in the air.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 04:39 PM
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21. As the sniper takes aim from the rooftop.
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:28 PM
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10. Ear to the Ground...Drums in the distance
:evilgrin: :hide: :evilgrin:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:34 PM
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12. ...their beat keeping time with his heart...
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:34 PM
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13. They call the wind Maria.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:37 PM
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14. ...and the wind reminds John, he of the long mustache, of another Maria...
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puerco-bellies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:44 PM
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15. Where's my damn decoder ring!!!
I wonder where I left it... Oh well start the revolution without me..
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:53 PM
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17. ..exclaims John. Does Maria still have it...?
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puerco-bellies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:57 PM
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18. The scary part is Maria is my ex's name
Come to think of it, she kept everything else...
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-05 03:59 PM
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20. Maybe GOPisEvil will share his decoder ring with you. He's nice that way.
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