Favorite "Elaine" Moments

BOY do I love her. I am not sure which is my favorite Elaine scene from Seinfeld, so I'll put forth a few. Feel free to add to my list! That woman cracks me up.

1) She's in a cab stuck in traffic at a parade. She's already terribly impatient. She notices another car with its window open and a dog inside. She bitches at her cab driver about how some people just LET their dog's ear flop back. Not being able to take it any more, she shouts to the driver, "HEY! FOLD YOUR DOG'S EAR BACK!" and then, is apparently satisfied.

2) She tells boyfriend Putty that doing the "high-five" is...stupid. He gets REALLY, REALLY offended. He says, "you know what's stupid? YOU are. Stupid."

3) Elaine is at Jerry's and rejects a juice drink he's given her because she has to shake it. She laments that she has to shake EVERYTHING, and Jerry demonstrates, oozing with sarcasm, that it really isn't that hard.

4) She has to get an insufferable guest to the airport. She wakes up late and does the best panicked, flouncing-around in her nightie I've ever seen.

5) Lastly, she demonstrates HUNGER in the Chinese reataurant better than anyone I've ever seen. It's really convincing!


Let's give it up for Julia Louis-Dreyfuss!

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That's a classic :)

How does she do it? I loved the extras they got to play her snarfing co-workers, to which she said, "WHAT?!?"

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That "dance". It WAS a classic.

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I was some kind of "expert"!

I'm missing something, I know it, El Fuego! :o

And when Elaine and her date were in the car, he TOOK IT OUT. :o


Jerry: "It can't be!"
Elaine: "Oh it BE."

Funny stuff!

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheStand-In.html

my God, that stuff is so funny, and on a day like today, I welcome it more than anything. Thank you so much, Dawg!

We have never seen eyes that huge in the history of the universe!

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"I DON'T LIKE THIS THING!"

If I were that damned healthy, I'd live forever!

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heheh

Elaine didn't know about shrinkage and says, I don't see how you guys walk around with those things." Or something like that.

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"Maybe the dingo ate your baby". :)

They sell it on TelevisionWithoutPity dot com.

Or maybe the episode where Elaine gets tested positive for Opium after eating nothing but poppy seeds.

She's disgusted at all the cake and b-day celebrations in her office. She sort of "boycotts" the whole thing for a while. Then, she needs a sugar fix. She steals a 200 year-old slab of cake from her boss's office and imagines she's royalty, then tries to replace it with Entenmanns (sp?). Funniest damn dance I've ever seen.

If someone can correct me on her boss's name or the brand of cake, I won't be in the least offended! ;-)

I love that "rakish" way he has about him. Someone writing the script must have dreamt up the perfect "boss" and applied it to this actor. I cannot get enough of him, nor can I get enough of "Putty". J. Peterman is the BEST.

That's one of my all time favs!

God I love Seinfeld.

I forgot that one, too!

Elaine speaks for ALL of us with rudeness we cannot deny. And it isn't rudeness, either! It's calling something what it is! I love it.

that pained expression he always wears - too freaking funny

And he has her on video, dancing with the cake...:rofl:

and how she bowed to one of his African masks and said, "Oh, no, I shouldn't" in a PERFECT English accent, and then straightaway continued to eat the cake.

:D

There was a big auction in Real Life that year from the Windsors (The guy who ditched the queen in order to marry a divorced American woman).

I would say that what is happening in your stomach, Elaine..is punishment enough."

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something just touched my leg!

i loved it whenever she couldn't talk and just screamed her thoughts- fantastic!

and of course, her dancing, of which I do a pretty good impression, if I do say so myself!

A classic episode.

And those poor guys!

Not only a classic episode, it was so accurate. I remember the day I called the company and learned that they had stopped making them. I rushed out to every store in town to buy all I could find.

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chart and the ensuing attempts to see what he wrote involving Kramer etc.

Remember a pizza isn't a pizza until it comes out of the oven.

'Nuff said.

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and showed up for the interview wearing big glasses and a Hermes scarf.

She was perfection. Who's with me?

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And it took her 2 seconds to slip on those Jackie-O sunglasses and tie the scarf around her head. Ah, what a good scene.

She did the catalog when Peterman was off being the only white poet/warlord in the Burmese jungle. She chose to lead off the catalog with "The Urban Sombrero".




As Peterman said when he returned, "thank you, Elaine, for a job.... done."

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the aisle of the plane and trips and the guy makes the sound like "tsk". She turns to him and gets right in his face and makes the same sound! "Tsk! Tsk!"

Then she gets stuck with the Kosher meal.

Meanwhile, Jerry is in first class sitting next to a model and eating ice cream sundaes! "More of everything!!"

that always cracks me up. Everything, she's a great character.

what we are doing think we are crazy.

The nips episode when Kramer takes a picture of her for her Christmas card and the nipple is showing. George doesn't get a card and she says, you want your card? here's your card and proceeds to mush George's face into her bussom. At least I think that was the line..
the look on George's face after that with his ruffled hair is classic.

Peace

grabs George's head and rubs it between her boobs, "HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD".

NEXT!! lol


And the dancing of course; Elaine's my favorite Seinfeld character

...from an early episode ("The Pen"...thank you, "Seinfeld Companion") in which she had taken muscle relaxers after experiencing terrible back pain following a night on Jerry's parents' sleeper sofa - she was calling out to Jerry's Aunt Stella using Marlon Brando's trademark line from "A Streetcar Named Desire" afer spotting her in the restaurant. :rofl:

i die laughing everytime i see it.

I've never laughed so hard at Seinfeld as I did that episode--she's so disgusted with this guy, she can't wait to get rid of him!

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