Need help with my pro-Clinton Christmas Cards.Can ANYONE help me?

romantico

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Tue Nov-08-05 08:41 PM
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Need help with my pro-Clinton Christmas Cards.Can ANYONE help me?

Edited on Tue Nov-08-05 09:30 PM by romantico

Okay, I'm buying a few boxes of these cards becuase I think they FANTASTIC! Some are going to be sent to some Bush supporting/Republican co-workers & family. Heres the card I'm sending.

http://www.saintclinton.com

Now, as you can see they are blank. I was thinking about on one side having it say,

"May days of Peace & Prosperity, remind you of the joy of the season"

Or something like that (id someone can re-word it better, PLEASE,feel free)

On the other side I'm going to have a list of Clinton's accomlishments listed.

If anyone can think of something different or more creative to add, that would be GREAT. Thanks in advance!!!

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DanCa

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Tue Nov-08-05 08:43 PM
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1. Jesus and Bill never tortured anyone?

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Kali

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Tue Nov-08-05 08:54 PM
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2. "May theSeason remind you of days of Joy, Prosperity and Peace"

... 'cause you may need to be REMINDED of things than no longer exist

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Rabrrrrrr

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Tue Nov-08-05 09:00 PM
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3. LOL! They have enough hate mail for a 190 page book already!

I love the Christian right and their family values of hate, ridicule, and damning to hell.

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TallahasseeGrannie

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Tue Nov-08-05 09:05 PM
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4. Well your challenge is

that the heart (I think) means he is Christ. Not just St. Clinton but Bill Christ. Or Jesus Clinton. Or the second coming. (don't go for the cheap Monica jokes there..too tasteless for the holidays)

so something like...

The Reason for the Season (known as the good old days"

Something like thatl

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romantico

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Tue Nov-08-05 09:15 PM
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5. I Like all of them!

Keep em' coming! LOL "Jesus & Bill never tortured anyone!" CLASSIC! That one is priceless! Sure to piss of MANY with the card alone. Any captions or comments are extra!Thanks everyone!

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romantico

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Wed Nov-09-05 12:54 AM
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6. ((((((((((((((shameless kick))))))))))))))

C'mon! I KNOW we have so many creative/witty people here on the board. I'm sure more can help me out this one!!!

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