I do not wish to be spanked by Southlandshari

Thank you. :)

:)

I'm not up for a spanking from anybody! (Except maybe KitchenWitch).

:P

There's Thousands, hundreds, dozens....

Okay, just me, if truth be told, that would line up willingly to get their britches whapped by the belle of the south...

is not repeatable here. :evilgrin:

But I don't want her to spank me. :)

ass atthe drop of a derby to get your britched burned...

I seen it in one of them Pink Fred movies...

:)

I got me one of them new fangles Qudraponetic record contraptions...

:spank:

:spank:

:spank: :spank: :spank:

Anything else you desire, my dear? :evilgrin:

my deepest desires are not repeatable in polite company. ;)

I promise, I won't tell, and I will leave my "polite company" self at the door! :evilgrin:

I'll take this one with me to the grave. :hide:

:evilgrin:

:shrug:

...don't knock it, until you've tried it....}(

:) :hi:

That's so not my thing!

for the whole spanking thing. :shrug:

:)

I have so many better ideas of what to do with my limited energy ...

I'm getting old - you know ...

:hi:

:loveya:

Things not to do with Joani.....

File this on the "to do" list ... www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4272413&mesg_id=4272516

:thumbsup:

want to be spanked by Southlandshari.

:evilgrin:

I really don't! :)


:hi: mutley! :)

:hi:

And don't lie! :D

:)

so we can see how you react to her paddle. Where is that girl?

;)

:D

:hi:

:hi:

No spanking, now. :)

But I imagine he's in bed by now, so it'll have to wait until the morning.

to your likings!!!! :)

:evilgrin:

Unfortunately for me, all of you lovely ladies are married, so I shall have to do without.

of us who aren't!! ;)

w/ apologies to billy shakespeare.

But what does the bee have to do with it? :)

If I loved spanking, I would have called myself billyspank, wouldn't I? ;)

:cry:

What a delightfully flirty thread this one is.......:evilgrin:

It's lovely to see you!

:hi: Nice to see you, too. :)

would YOU like to be spanked by me?

:hide:

So all you anti-spankees, speak now or forever hold your peace!

:evilgrin:

:spank: :spank: :spank:


:evilgrin:

You are the co-founder and current president and leader of great vision of the Nighthawk naughty girls spankee club!

;)

And will wear it proudly!

Here's a little naughty girls music for you:

And then some.....

Not like I'm a big fan of hers or anything. Just kinky enough to remember when it came out...

HANKY PANKY

(Spoken) Come over here!

Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind,
I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.

Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
Before I get too cranky, you better...

Chorus:

Like hanky panky ,
Nothing like a good spanky .
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky ,
Nothing like a good spanky .
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.


Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
'Cause I don't like a big softie, , I like someone mean and bossy,
Let me speak to you frankly, you better...

(chorus)

Oooo, yeah.

Spoken:

What about? Yeah. That's an interesting...
Oooo.
My bottom hurts just thinking about it.

Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me , you better...

(chorus)

Oooh, yeah
Get the picture?


That's the way I came into this world,
The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl."
He gave me a spanky and I started to smile,
So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it.
Yeah.

Official DU Lounge/Naughty Girls Theme Song! :evilgrin:

Dick Tracy ...

:thumbsup:

:eyes:


:rofl: :bounce: :hi:

:evilgrin:

You leave me no choice...

:spank:

:o

And I've beeen VEEEEERY bad.... :evilgrin:

Once the spanking commenceth, you keep in mind this sacrosanct rule of the Lounge (one of those unwritten but understood ones):




:spank:

Oh shari, you bad bad girl!!!! :spank: :spank: :spank:

GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

GALAHAD: What is it?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting
alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped.
It's not the first time we've had this problem.

GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty
person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle
Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the
grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank
her!

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her,
you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.

VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.

DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!

GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

She tends to not spank me, though - she prefers bricks. :cry: