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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 05:21 PM
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My Boston Terrier has a sexual addiction
He constantly humps our black lab. She sleeps through it. He jumps down off the couch and just goes to it constantly, until I say "OTIS STOP IT" and then he jumps back on the couch. Two minutes later he's at it again.

This is constant. She is an ancient dog and doesn't even wake up. (I won't go for the cheap joke here) When he isn't humping her, he's walking around the house humping the air. It's embarassing. He looks like Yoda in heat.

We call him the Boston Terrorist.

Any advice? BTW, he has been neutered since he was a pup and is six years old. He's just started doing this a few months ago.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 05:44 PM
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1. OMG, Grannie -- you made me spew tea and almost choke
to death!BWWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 05:54 PM
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2. Get him a girlfriend?
:shrug:
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 05:56 PM
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5. Well I guess he thinks
the lab IS his girlfriend. He will hump any part of her body, even her head and she just opens one eye and yawns.

He's basically a freak. We have to tranquilize him when it rains.
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:08 PM
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12. Well, at least they are well suited to each other. The lab might be
in big trouble if she bit his "extended" (I assume) male parts one day.
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 05:56 PM
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3. Whoa.....that's funny....
They have minds of their own for sure....
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:11 PM
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13. The neutered male has no gonads, but males can make testosterone
from their adrenals, too.

So this is a case of misplaced sexual functioning...

I'd suggest doggie porno films, but where not sure where to buy them.

:sarcasm:
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 05:56 PM
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4. Don't hug any stuffed animals in your home.
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:02 PM
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8. Ok, this might be a good idea:
I had a mini doxie once, my namesake Ruby (the original Rubyduby), and she liked to ...um...."have relations" with a certain stuffed bear houseshoe of mine. With the X-mas season approaching, they're on sale at department stores. You might want to get one and let him go at it to spare your lab of anymore annoyances.

Just a thought....
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:16 PM
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14. My friend had a stuffed pooh bear that
was always getting free lovin' whether he wanted it or not. :)
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:56 PM
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18. Ruby Dube..where are you in GA??
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 05:58 PM
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6. i want a boston terrier!!!!
Any pictures of your baby?? :D
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:07 PM
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10. I had a male Boston Terrier in the 1950s that did this. He was NOT
neutered, however.

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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:41 PM
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17. Okay, here's a picture
of the entire gang. The white English bulldog is no longer with us. We still have the Boxer, Eggwin. And Lucy is the black lab who is the object of Otis' affection. Otis is the terrorist in the front.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:02 PM
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7. Humping air, ay?
Get him one glove and put him on the stage.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:04 PM
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9. My rabbit used to do that to the cat
Oddly, both were male.

Have you asked the vet about it?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:08 PM
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11. Doin' the Humpy Dance.
<snicker>
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:19 PM
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15. Too funny!
Reminds me of a friend talking about his son's male dog always "walking around with his lipstick out!" :rofl:
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-09-05 06:20 PM
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16. You are hilarious Grannie!!!!
Every time I read your posts I have to stop drinking/eating or my laptop will be drenched. I loved your post on my colonoscopy thread too!!

Sorry bout the dog thing.. I dont know what to say about that. I had a rabbit that would hump your arm if you werent paying attention. I gave him a bowling pin and that satisfied his needs. I'd hear THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD and then he'd come out.. then THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD again and he'd come out of the hutch again. It was a never ending thing.

:rofl:
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