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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:01 AM Original message |
Damn I'm on a roll tonight!! |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
1. What do you call a man with no shins? |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:10 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I guess my brain isn't working, my dear Crazy....... |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:11 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Toe- Knee. Get it? Get it? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:14 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. ACK! I certainly do get it now......... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:12 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Haha, clever |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
6. I went to the grocery store and bought some ..... |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
7. I have a good one for you, CG... |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
8. What kind of ice cream do they eat in the "Matrix"? |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
9. I had a dream last night that i was eating a giant marshmallow . |
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mykpart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
10. A woman goes to her doctor and asks |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:20 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Too much! Too much! |
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drhilarius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
12. I woke up this morning and shot and elephant in my pajamas... |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:24 AM Response to Original message |
13. This lady had a broken tv set, so she called the TV repairman. |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 02:54 AM Response to Reply #13 |
22. Hey, wait! |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 02:56 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. LOL. |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
14. Crazy, you should be on a roll |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:29 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Mind if I use it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
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mykpart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:27 AM Response to Original message |
15. There was a butcher who always cheated a |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:28 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. LOL. |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:30 AM Response to Reply #15 |
18. I don't get it... |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 12:33 AM Response to Reply #15 |
19. Did you hear the one about the butcher |
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WHAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 02:37 AM Response to Original message |
20. Well. I went to the Mayo clinic, once... |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 02:38 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. BA DA BING! |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
24. I gotta million of 'em. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
25. Henny Youngman, you ain't. |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-10-05 09:39 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. He's got nothin' on me. |
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