OK! I get it! The D. C. Zoo has a baby panda!

11 Bravo

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Fri Nov-11-05 08:56 PM
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OK! I get it! The D. C. Zoo has a baby panda!

Now, if our damned local news doesn't quit breathlessly reporting it's every move, I am going to personally sneak into the National Zoo, shove eucalyptus leaves down the little fucker's throat until he suffocates, and then laugh hysterically as his furry little black and white body lies cold and lifeless on the floor of the cage!

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Scout1071

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Fri Nov-11-05 08:57 PM
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1. You'll have to get thru me to get to that cute little b & w fur ball.

Who doesn't love a baby panda?

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Nov-11-05 09:00 PM
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2. Those who do not love the baby panda are crazy.

The baby panda is a wonderful thing to watch and revel in. The saving of a very endagered species. :hi:

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11 Bravo

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Fri Nov-11-05 09:04 PM
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5. I have taken my kids to see him! He's cute as a button!

But he is on the local news EVERY FUCKING NIGHT! At 4,5,6 and 11. Every show! Every station! I'm telling you, I can't take it any more.

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Nov-11-05 09:34 PM
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11. He is on another window on my desktopt at all times.

I adore him. ;)

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Neil Lisst

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Fri Nov-11-05 09:02 PM
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3. he looks delicious!!

Edited on Fri Nov-11-05 09:04 PM by Neil Lisst

They taste a little like spotted owl, a little like whooping crane.

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Corgigal

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Fri Nov-11-05 09:02 PM
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4. eucalyptus ?

I thought that is what Koala eat? Panda's eat Bamboo.

Stop threating cute little furry creatures and learn what they eat. Damn it.

2 points for ME.

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11 Bravo

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Fri Nov-11-05 09:07 PM
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6. Who said anything about FEEDING him?

If you would prefer that I off the little shit with his favorite food, well ... you're just plain heartless!

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ace2u_in_MD

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Fri Nov-11-05 09:15 PM
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7. Give the National Zoo a break...

After decades of a failing breeding program, they have a right to crow about the little bugger.

And, he has to go to China at either his first or second birthday, so he will not be around for long...

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Metta

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Fri Nov-11-05 09:20 PM
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8. O rough beast, slouching towards pandahood.

Edited on Fri Nov-11-05 09:22 PM by Metta

I know it's easy to think about killing the messenger when he gets over reported and you get cuteness poisoning. Hey, everything is temporary. I salute your inner panda. :hi:

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11 Bravo

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Fri Nov-11-05 09:24 PM
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9. OK, that made me laugh.

Maybe I'll let him live. But can the local news teams agree to simply report on his next bowel movement during every OTHER newscast?

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Metta

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Fri Nov-11-05 09:29 PM
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10. Always a sign of a slow news day.

And a physic from bad news.

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