We are all going to die, for real, soon.....

aquaman

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Sat Nov-12-05 02:06 AM
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We are all going to die, for real, soon.....

The Global Warming show tonight on PBS was very scary. Please send me your money so I can fight this issue. PM me for the address.

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Jamastiene

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Sat Nov-12-05 02:20 AM
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1. Mmm, hmm send me some too.

Mabye we can team up on this.

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KitchenWitch

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Sat Nov-12-05 02:22 AM
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2. maybe we can set up some sort of ponzi scheme...

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NMMNG

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Sat Nov-12-05 02:28 AM
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3. Global warming is just a theory

Much like gravity and evolution. Now be quiet and let me put my head back in the sand.

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chknltl

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Sat Nov-12-05 03:09 AM
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6. Wait a second here....

We all know that Darwin gets the blame for this evolution business but
who do we pin the theory of gravity on. Outside of that Newton and his apple/noggin-conking thingy, (rumor has it he was asleep at the time anyway), we really can not find a specific author on this supposed theory of gravity. Ipso-facto: Gravity likely does not exist. If it did, don't you think that Biblical scholars would be denouncing it by now?
They are not even actively debating Gravity in religious circles at this time. Further proof that gravity does not exist. I suspect that this gravity thing is a plot by satan to distract good christians away from more important stuff. So everyone should send me this money because I will do the right thing with it. I would never waste it on silly theories.

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NMMNG

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Sat Nov-12-05 03:26 AM
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9. Very convincing argument

Your check is in the mail. :thumbsup:

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obxhead

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Sat Nov-12-05 02:34 AM
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4. May I still get in with the top ten in this pyramid?

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LaraMN

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Sat Nov-12-05 02:37 AM
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5. Well shit! I'm not paying my library fines, then! n/t

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LisaL

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Sat Nov-12-05 03:11 AM
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7. How are you planning to fix the problem? What are you going

to do with the money? Move to a colder state/country?

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aquaman

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Sat Nov-12-05 03:13 AM
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8. Top secret plan.....

Sorry, me and Dick Cheney are working on it now.

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