I've been doing some further thinking about the God Warrior

DS1

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:27 AM
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I've been doing some further thinking about the God Warrior

Anyone who is that afraid of God, must be into some REALLY deviant sex.

Not that I like to think about her doing ANYTHING nekkid, but damn, I'll bet she's a fucking mongoose in bed.

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DS1

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:28 AM
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1. and I'd rather do Paris Hilton

let the record show

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graywarrior

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:33 AM
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2. Your mind wanders into some strange places, my friend.

And as a result, you planted horrible visions into mine.

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DS1

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:33 AM
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3. My mind is all over the place

well, as all over the place as you can get without a shotgun

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graywarrior

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:34 AM
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4. Praise Jesus we don't hang out together

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DS1

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:37 AM
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5. That bar would become tainTEEDDD!!

and not ChristUNNNAHHH!
:D

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graywarrior

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:40 AM
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6. OMG, no wonder I like you.

You live in Framingham. I grew up in Lynn. We should NEVER EVER get together, for the safety of others

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DS1

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:42 AM
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8. I'm not so sure

perhaps our meeting in a public place would be a mind-homicide-bombing, and innocent USMC or USArmy or "3" hat wearers would be blown out into the street :D

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:42 AM
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7. For some strange reason I feel the need to shave..

Mach 3

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DS1

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:44 AM
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9. Why? Are you about to put on a gas mask?

Or strap on a snorkel and go down?

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:51 AM
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10. A little from column A, A little from column B...

I just don't think I can give oral as good as Jesus. I don't think I can win in this situation. I won't go down without a fight.

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DS1

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:55 AM
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12. I suppose it depends on the motivation

Yes, I do have a sub-album in my photobucket account dedicated to Monica Bellucci.

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Omphaloskepsis

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:59 AM
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14. Oh my..

I'm glad the Powerbook was sitting on my knees.

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graywarrior

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:55 AM
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11. Sometimes I feel like I need an interpreter.

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DS1

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Sat Nov-12-05 09:56 AM
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13. No, you don't

just keep an eye open for a collection of little shoes /Bill Hicks

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graywarrior

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Sat Nov-12-05 10:00 AM
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15. Of course!!!!

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Rabrrrrrr

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Sat Nov-12-05 05:50 PM
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22. LOL!

I'd always wondered about his collection of little shoes...

I wouldn't be surprised if that was the deviant sex she was into. She's either living a life of celibacy, or into the most twisted, sick, republican Christian fundamentalist sex that no one BUT a republican could dream up.

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Sat Nov-12-05 10:05 AM
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16. This is very creative work, I'd love to see the rest of the deck. n/t

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Sat Nov-12-05 10:13 AM
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17. Mongoose, eh?

"Rikki-Tikki-Tavi"
At the hole where he went in
Red-Eye called to Wrinkle-Skin.
Hear what little Red-Eye saith:
"Nag, come up and dance with death!"
Eye to eye and head to head,
(Keep the measure, Nag.)
This shall end when one is dead;
(At thy pleasure, Nag.)
Turn for turn and twist for twist--
(Run and hide thee, Nag.)
Hah! The hooded Death has missed!
(Woe betide thee, Nag!)

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jus_the_facts

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Sat Nov-12-05 10:35 AM
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18. Damn....just when you think you've seen and heard it all.....

.....the bar is much lower than expected...goddammit I hate television...

:hi: Bud...after this I'm fixin' to be LOL!! :smoke:

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DS1

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Sat Nov-12-05 10:51 AM
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19. There are depths to my mind you don't even want to reach

Edited on Sat Nov-12-05 10:51 AM by DS1

You'd be crushed by the stupidity :rofl:

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jus_the_facts

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Sat Nov-12-05 10:56 AM
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20. I'll take that as a warning then....

....or maybe a threat?!

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nini

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Sat Nov-12-05 05:46 PM
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21. WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS?!?!!?

I'm glad to see someone else here thinks she's as funny as I do. SINNER!

:P

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Nov-12-05 05:53 PM
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23. OMG

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Jara sang

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Sat Nov-12-05 05:56 PM
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24. THIS THREAD IS TAINTED!!!

It's of the black arts... Awww... fuck it, pass me that bong.

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