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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 02:07 PM
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I'm such a hypochondriac...
I thought I had a cold sore, but it's a pimple...
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 02:09 PM
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1. But have you recently eaten chicken?
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 02:14 PM
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2. Yes, but I haven't become infected...
yet...
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Ontheinternets Donating Member (38 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 02:50 PM
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3. Ooooh no! Its birdflu run for you life.
:sarcasm:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 09:37 PM
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6. Hey, my mom's been lying in bed with a NASTY flu
for days.

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Whoopie, we're all gonna die!

Found in Kuwait today, in case you hadn't heard.
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lady raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 09:33 PM
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4. I'm a hypochondriac too
I can totally relate. Glad it's just a pimple!
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:21 AM
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7. Heh, thanks
My train of thought ran like this:

Hmm... *brushes lips in thought" Huh? A bump?

OMG! It must be a cold sore! Oral herpes... NOOOOO!

*Pokepoke, scratch, pick, poke-scratch*

... It's tingling... that's a sign of a cold sore right? X_X Noooo!

Maybe... it'd be a good idea if I looked up symptoms to be sure.

... Hard and red bump? This is flesh colored and squishy

... And it's only tingled since I've been picking at it...

... And I don't have a cold or fever...

Oops...
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 09:34 PM
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5. Are you sure it's not a cancerous third nipple?
just kidding! :evilgrin:

Glad all's well!
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