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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:24 AM
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If you owned a brothel what would you name it?
I think I would name mine "Whore-shack" as a play off the character's name from "Welcome Back, Kotter".
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:26 AM
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1. The Booty-barn!
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:28 AM
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2. The Beaverhouse...get it?
see my screenname!
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:42 AM
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119. The Beaver Den n/t
There are two ways in, and they're both wet....
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:31 AM
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3. Clam country
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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:31 AM
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4. "Bottoms-Up enterprises"
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:31 AM
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5. Bodacious and Salacious
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:31 AM
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6. Buffy's House of Muff
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:32 AM
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7. Jiggly Puffs.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:32 AM
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8. Lying Bush
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:33 AM
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9. Holy Fuck
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:39 AM
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13. LOL
An extension of last night??

:spank: :spank: :evilgrin:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:45 AM
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16. I dunno - where's my sweetie?
I never got to the store for my Brazil nuts. I'll have to settle for domestic, I guess. :evilgrin:
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 09:56 AM
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70. Holy fuck? my goodness Rev.
Edited on Sun Nov-13-05 10:07 AM by bushwentawol
my delicate sensibilities are all a quiver. ;-)
Brazil nuts, domestic I got 'em both. Anything for your hearts desire.

edit: I went to bed early Sat. night. have to go to my parent's Golden Anniversary and was snoozing away by midnight.....

Preach a good sermon Rev and tty soon.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:34 PM
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84. LOL.
I added vowels to "tty" and got "titty." :evilgrin:
(and this is after church!)

Congrats to your parents! I hope you have a great time with your family.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 09:05 PM
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106. Thank you.
It was a good time. Lots of people and fellowship and laughter. And plenty of




now for that potty mouth of yours.....taking an innocent little phrase and perverting it...... :evilgrin:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 09:59 PM
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109. Did you think of me when you saw them?
(the Brazil Nuts, not your parents)
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:11 PM
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110. Yes I did.
I most certainly did. :)

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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:13 PM
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111. I can hear it now:
"Little AWOL, dear, why are you blushing?" :rofl:
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:25 PM
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114. Me? Blush?
;-) well the innocent side of me did just a little..... :rofl:
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 04:58 AM
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63. FRIST FUCK
ok I said it.
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 12:53 PM
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128. Good name for a church.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:37 AM
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10. The international house of flapjack ______
I leave the last word blank for the sake of decorum and I'm not sure it is allowed by the rules. You can probably guess what it is
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:59 PM
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81. Umm... pancakes? I'm pretty sure you can say "pancakes" here.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:38 AM
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11. Walmart
Because I would be taking advantage of cheap Chinese labor.
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:42 AM
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15. ...."Walmart"....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:58 AM
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17. Boooooooooooooo!
y/f
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:27 PM
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102. and then you can have a "Where Everyone Gets Screwed!" sign
I love it!
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:39 AM
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12. Hidey Ho. n/t
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 04:49 AM
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61. That's damn funny. n/t
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:39 AM
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14. The Texas hot beef depository
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:01 AM
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18. "Arnold's Whore Shack"! Excelent!
I'd just name mine "The Fuck House"
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:03 AM
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19. Come and go.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:01 PM
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83. "Come and go," a.k.a....


"Ejaculate and evacuate."
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:04 AM
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20. Eat at Joe's
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:05 AM
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21. My Hump
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:05 AM
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22. Crazy, Floog's and Mr. Green's Pleasure Palace. (nt)
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:06 AM
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24. LOL.
:popcorn: :rofl:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:40 AM
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35. What fun we would have....
Viagra for EVERYONE!!!!!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:42 AM
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37. ...
Viagra for everyone who needs it ...

not everyone does
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:43 AM
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38. I doubt anyone would need it
in the presence of Misstresses Shari, SeattleGirl and KitchenWitch. :thumbsup:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:47 AM
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43. It sorta seems that way!
Edited on Sun Nov-13-05 02:49 AM by Joan_Alpern
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:49 AM
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47. Hell I sure wouldn't.....
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:43 AM
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41. Joani!!!!!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:48 AM
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45. Yes, Chris ...
Joani - what :shrug:

just sayin'

_!_
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:06 AM
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23. "The Bridge Of Sighs"
nt
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:10 AM
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25. Spankytown
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:12 AM
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26. "Spankytown, featuring Mistresses Shari and SeattleGirl."
Edited on Sun Nov-13-05 02:17 AM by Heidi
Full-scale ass-whoopin' by Mistress KitchenWitch. :spray:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:18 AM
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27. I'd buy that for a dollar
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:19 AM
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28. The price would be much higher, I can assure you.
But I'll bet they take Pay-Pal. :blush:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:35 AM
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60. A dollar????
MrS, we are PRICELESS! :evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:21 AM
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29. LOL
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:22 AM
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30. Do I owe you for those seven spankings, or
were they on the house? :shrug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:22 AM
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31. The were comped
Professional courtesy after all!

:evilgrin:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:24 AM
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32. Many thanks.
If you have any discount coupons, I will gladly pass them along to friends in need of "discipline." :rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:48 AM
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46. Here is a coupon!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:51 AM
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49. Would you put this pic of us on the front door?


:evilgrin:
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:57 AM
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124. Where DO you find your pictures, SLS? eom
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:36 AM
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33. Harlot-Mart
:)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:41 AM
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36. Everyday Low Prices? (nt)
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:48 AM
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44. Only with a coupon or.....
a frequent customer punch card.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:50 AM
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48. You'll need a business model.
The Kiwanis, Rotary and Lion's Club business models are outmoded. But perhaps if you leverage your synergies . . .
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:52 AM
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51. Ouch!
what if my synergy lacks flexibility?
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:54 AM
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52. Even better.
Too much flexibility can lead to performance anxiety.
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:59 AM
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54. but
I'm not performing, I'm supervising!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:00 AM
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55. Do you think that's a wise approach?
Most successful businesses these days learn toward a "hands-on" approach by the upper management.
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:06 AM
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56. good point
it might be wise to familiarize myself with all products and services. ' Have to guarantee customer satisfaction after all.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:08 AM
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57. Exactly.
A "passion" for excellent customer service is integral. Work that into your vision statement, won't you? :rofl:
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:14 AM
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58. vision statement you say
Eureka!!! What a great idea!

Voyeur's Lounge. For those who like to watch or criticize or just make jokes.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:15 AM
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59. That's a little wordy, and probably not naughty enough.
Try something like this: Voyeur's Lounge: Your pleasure is our passion. :evilgrin:
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Cats Against Frist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:38 AM
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34. "The Flowers of Kungshallen"
Which is the name of my manuscript -- and I've actually been thinking of starting an escort service, and calling it that. They're opening some giant casino in my town, and there are no whores anywhere. It's a void that needs to be filled. ;)
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:45 AM
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42. Need an accountant.....
Edited on Sun Nov-13-05 02:45 AM by WCGreen
I can work out a payment plan.....

You know, lay-a-way

on edit.. Added the pun
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Cats Against Frist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:51 AM
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50. lol -- I was thinking I needed thugs, actually
there's a rival "ring" in the next town called "a touch of mink," -- they've been working the circuit, for a while -- and I'm afraid if they wanted to branch out, I could get in a turf war.

OR,

I have a very active imagination, and too much free time on my hands.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:57 AM
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53. Turf war between two madams....
I smell a lifetime miniseries.....
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:49 PM
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105. There's a book called
"the nye county brothel wars" about a man who tried to open a brothel without paying the uh... "fees" to the proper authorities.

It's quite a tale... people getting killed, brothels getting burned down...
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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:43 AM
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39. Humpz 'R Us
or U-Rub-It Massage and Whoopee Parlor
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:43 AM
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40. Chick's R US
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 04:57 AM
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62. RNC Annex
Frist Fuck?

I dunno...
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 05:12 AM
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64. Exotica.
After Atom Egoyan's film.





Tremendous. Available on DVD from you favorite vendor.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 05:16 AM
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65. The "GOP"
Motto: "We give corporate discounts. The bigger the 'corporate', the bigger the 'discount'." :)
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rooboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:22 AM
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66. "This Place Sucks" or "This Place Blows" n/t
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:24 AM
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67. Cum with us"
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:50 AM
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68. blow and go
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:58 AM
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69. The White House..."the residents here will fuck you too"
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:06 AM
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71. The Cookie Jar ...but if I owned it...
...I would not be able to keep my hand out of it, nor my foot, my leg, my head or my....um... well you get the idea.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:14 AM
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72. Shari's House of Pie
Obviously I'd have to pay her for the use of her name. :evilgrin:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:23 AM
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73. You'll probably have to pay her for the use of her
pie, too.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:26 AM
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74. certainly
:evilgrin:
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lady raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:30 AM
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75. Twin Peaks
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 11:00 AM
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76. Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss n/t
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 11:03 AM
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77. Ye Olde Inn and Out.
you head 'em we spread 'em.
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 11:19 AM
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78. A country & western theme- "Ho-down".n/t
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 11:20 AM
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79. The K-Street Project
isn't that what Grover, Reed and DeLay have been doing for years with this lobbyists project?
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:34 PM
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80. Tea and Strumpets
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:00 PM
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82. Our Lady of Ill Repute
:P
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:48 PM
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85. Cum Into My Parlor
(said the Spider to the Fly)
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:45 PM
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86. house of the puterie
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:50 PM
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87. The Vulva Underground
O8)
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painted_black Donating Member (95 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:57 PM
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88. The Moose Knuckle Hoetel
Thank you, cum again:hi:
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:57 PM
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89. Whore Moans
Band I used to know; why not.
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:15 PM
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90. Peaches and Cream
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:15 PM
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91. Pooh's Honey Pot
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:32 PM
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92. Bada Bang.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:34 PM
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93. the meat Locker
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:36 PM
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94. The Offramp. "Turn here to get off"
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:38 PM
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95. Suk Yu Dik's Poon Tang Buffet
It'd be...um, "all you can eat"
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:42 PM
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96. House of Gannon
featuring many lovely presstitutes for sale
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:43 PM
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97. Gannon's Tubesteakhouse.
Okay, that was wrong.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:51 PM
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99. ... where the "Gannon Cannon" will cost ya extra, buddy!
Okay, that was even wrong-er ...
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 07:32 PM
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100. Wow. The "Gannon Cannon" really penetrates.
Oh...somebody stop me!!!
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:43 PM
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98. Poon Paradise n/t
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 07:43 PM
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101. The Bearded Clam.
Maybe I'd bring back The Gem saloon.
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:34 PM
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103. There's a restaurant by the lake with that name
I had a friend that used to work there. I can't believe they get away with it here in Wholesome Branson.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:48 PM
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104. The square Johns probably don't realize what it means.
Otherwise there would probably be an uproar.
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 09:09 PM
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107. so far; Vulva Underground and Frist Fuck
are my faves, but Diebold may have half a hand in the voting...
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 09:12 PM
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108. I tried this already
Wanted to open a combination law office/brothel, with the neon sign outside that said, "When you walk in here, you KNOW you'll get screwed."

I wanted to call it "Tricks'n'Torts."

Got me kicked out of the local bar association. Non-visionary male types.

Did I mention that this was twenty-five years ago?
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:15 PM
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112. Bertha's Mussels
Edited on Sun Nov-13-05 10:17 PM by bertha katzenengel
:rofl:

that's the first and last time I ever let DU in on what really goes on in my little brain :rofl:

(let's just say that eating a plate of linguine with clams & mussels has, on more than one occasion, been a purposeful precursor to an evening of erotic delight)

(the mods say "no sex threads" - does that also mean "no sex posts?" I COULD post an O'Keeffe, y'know . . . )

edit: unless you live near Baltimore, hon, you prob'ly dont' get it, so here: http://berthas.fatcow.com/store/
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:17 PM
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113. The Filling Station
care for a lube job?
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:52 PM
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115. Sweetie's Fun Dip........
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Sacajawea Donating Member (797 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 11:18 PM
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116. Pussy Galore's.
Now that's a real oldie.
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 12:27 AM
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117. Jack-In-The-Box
"may I have your order please?"
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:41 AM
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118. US Not so Free Press.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:45 AM
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120. The Snake Farm
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:53 AM
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121. VDs 'R' Us
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:55 AM
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122. The Mainstream Media
Oops, that name's already been taken.

How about the Republicans in the Congress.
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:45 AM
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123. Luscious Rod and Stiff Kitty's House of Wax
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:57 AM
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125. Hair Heaven
because that is what I like ....
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:58 AM
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126. "The Shagpile" or "The Virgin Megastore". n/t
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 12:52 PM
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127. Taco Hell
:evilgrin:
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 01:03 PM
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129. Congress
Get it?
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 01:04 PM
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130. The White House
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 01:38 PM
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131. Dewey, eat 'em and Howe!
I just have no shame any more.
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