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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 11:23 AM
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If you had a funeral home what would you name it?
An oldie but a goodie:


This is just around the corner from my house:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:07 PM
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1. Newcomers, and Grone. 2 that are
Located in Kentucky. At least a few years ago they were there.
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:10 PM
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2.  Dan's Rest -A-While.
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:14 PM
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3. Stan's Stiff Shack
:7
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 12:21 PM
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4. Slots and Plots. It would be connected to a casino.
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Awsi Dooger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:03 PM
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5. Never thought about that before
Maybe "Crematorium or Dust"
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:06 PM
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6. International House of Soylent Green
I could also always name it after my sex life, too.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:07 PM
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7. phone?
What the hell kind of funeral home name is that?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:11 PM
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9. Actual
physical type stuff. Otherwise, I could sort of include flirting as part of a sex life, and which point I'd be a damn porn star.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:13 PM
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10. ah
Were I closer...
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 01:08 PM
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8. "Necro Joe's"
Edited on Sun Nov-13-05 01:11 PM by Jara sang
Motto: "If your body reanimates and turns into a zombie we'll cut your head off as lovingly and with as much care as possible"
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 02:00 PM
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11. Sleepy Hollow
The Final Frontier
Hotel California
or maybe
Fred's
just for the halibut
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:09 PM
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12. Eat Cheese or Die
:evilgrin:
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 04:09 PM
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13. Done Deal......
:shrug:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 04:14 PM
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14. Dust to Dust
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jbane Donating Member (668 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 04:23 PM
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15. Fisher and Diaz
Changed from Fisher and Sons
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 04:25 PM
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16. "Death R Us" or "Now You Can Bury the Hatchet"
Nothing formal or pompous. Just something sardonic and inevitable.
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 04:32 PM
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17. Bone Depot
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 04:47 PM
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18. Wasteamoney Funerary.
What a racket that biz is.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 04:48 PM
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19. "Get in the box"
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 05:21 PM
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20. Carry, Tarry, and Bury.
The tarry part is for the lying in state at the wake.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 05:36 PM
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21. "You Stab 'em, We Grab 'em!"
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 05:59 PM
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22. stiffs r us
where a corpse can be a corpse.
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:02 PM
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23. Free at Last Mortuary Service
at least the deceased is...everyone else, cash, check, credit card.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:20 PM
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24. Dirt Devil.
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 01:09 PM
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25. Croak and Smoke
Specializing in cremations.:evilgrin:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 01:18 PM
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26. Republican Rapture Research Division. Step right in.
Connected to Alpo Dog Food Recycling Center.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 01:21 PM
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27. I just can't find anything funny anymore about death
since my Dad died.:(
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 01:23 PM
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28. I was going to write something funny
But sorry to hear about your loss and if noone else has said this:

Welcome to the DU!

:hi:
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 02:38 PM
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31. Thank you for the welcome!
It was two years ago, but that does not make it any easier ....
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 01:26 PM
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29. Lucky Stiff
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 01:34 PM
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30. Amigone always made me smile.
The name, that is, not what it existed for.

I lived in Buffalo for a number of years and of course passed Amigone funeral homes all the time. Goo-Goo Dolls fans will recall that the band included a break-up song called "Amigone" on Dizzy Up the Girl.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 02:40 PM
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32. Jumpin' Bones
of course, they'd probably declare bankruptcy within a week...
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