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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 03:17 PM
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Poll question: Who would win a Tag Team Match? Dean/Clark or Bush/Cheney?
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 05:37 PM
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1. Where am I , wait, I'll have fries with that
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:08 PM
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2. Cheney would pack a shiv.
If you presume a fair fight, you must be kidding.


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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:10 PM
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3. Clark would kill both Bush and Cheney himself.
He's a trained killer.

I think my 12 year old daughter could beat Cheney at this point.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:19 PM
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4. Agreed.
Then Dean would, for the first time, refuse to render medical aid. Of course, he'd top it off with a "YEEEEARGH!"
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:37 PM
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5. As I recall, Dean actually was a wrestler in college
So he's got that experience going for him.

Bush is a runner, so he might be hard to catch until he slips and falls.

I'm sure the General would pound Cheney's head against the turnbuckle until his software malfunctioned and his circuitry caught fire.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 06:42 PM
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6. Dean/Clark, easily. Why? Well, because...
while the ref is distracted forcing Dean back into this corner, Clark is whipping ole Cheney into the ropes. A certain fan, who shal remain nameless, is ringside...and he has a steel chair.

And after the match, all your divas are belong to flvegan.

I say that to be funny, not that a woman or a number of women would be in a state of "belonging to" me.
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