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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:52 PM
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If you had a law firm, what would you name it?
n.b. "Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe" was claimed long ago by the Car Talk guys
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 08:53 PM
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1. you mean the three stooges right?
the law offices of howard, howard, and fine
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 09:08 PM
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2. nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. eom
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 09:08 PM
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3. "Free The Firm Willy"
Wait, we're not mixing names of old movies, are we?
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 09:26 PM
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5. ..
Love ya, Hypno
:spank:
:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:
:spray:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 09:25 PM
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4. The Ambulance Chasers Firm
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StellaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 09:34 PM
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6. Stella, Stella, Stella & Wong
In high school, in my business computer class, we had to use Word to create a letterhead for a ficticious business. That was mine, only with my last name, obviously.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:54 PM
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7. Crook and Charlaton
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:54 PM
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8. wolf ram and heart (nt)
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:55 PM
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9. The Shark Tank (nt)
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freethought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 10:56 PM
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10. Fred's Law firm.
Bargain rates! We operate on contingency! Divorces and injury a specialty! Come on down! Drive through service!
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Sacajawea Donating Member (797 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 11:10 PM
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13. Kind of like "Bud's Medical Center." Something you never hear.
Stole that from someone. Maybe Garrison Keillor. Can't remember.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 02:03 PM
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24. Not "Fred's Firm Law"?
:7
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 11:03 PM
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11. Find, Swindle and Finagle
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 11:07 PM
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12. Solitary, Nasty, Brutal, Poor & Short.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-13-05 11:10 PM
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14. Dewey, Screwem and Howe.......
That was the one version I always heard........:shrug:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:49 AM
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18. Dewey, Chetham, and Howe
another one
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:23 AM
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15. I checked with some real lawyer names, then switched firms!
Gay, Butt, Furr
Tata, Stackhouse, Titus
Best, Hooker, Price
Good, Hancock, Sprinkle
Love, Morecock & Wood
Teach, Hardy, Cox
Wilcox, Rack, Ball, Payne?
Deal, Moreland, Parks
Hay, Moody, Buzard
Fine, Peacock, Suit
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:25 AM
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16. My girlfriend's lawyer's name is: Crook. Seriously.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 12:53 PM
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21. I may have you beat
There was a lawyer in this town named Leech. He liked to joke about it.
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:48 AM
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17. Bunn, Wacket, Buzzard, Stubble & Boot
Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 11:49 AM by MN ChimpH8R
or whatever Monty Python's Flying Circus was to be called before it became MPFC.
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:50 AM
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19. Loveum & Leaveum, Divorce Attorneys
:rofl:
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mr blur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:51 AM
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20. Sue, Grabbit and Runne
old British Private Eye joke.
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jrandom421 Donating Member (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 01:12 PM
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22. My Fav
Punchem, Beatem and Deckem
Personal Injury and Criminal Assault cases our specialty!
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pilgrimsoul Donating Member (266 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 02:01 PM
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23. Grabbaman, Bendova
Bwaaahaaahaaa!!!
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