CDC Alert

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Symptoms of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: anti-social personality disorder traits; inability to tell the truth; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington, trailer parks, and the red states. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.

I can't take credit for this. It was sent to me as an e-mail.

that God exists because married christians that catch this disease must have engaged in kinky sex and without sex, marriage is nothing and without marriage God will no longer exist.

it doesn't really get any funnier the more you read it. The first you see it is as about as good as it will get for you. Its downhill from there.

no reflection on you, since you just saw it, but just a warning and I guess an observation about email humor: The best audience it has are virgins to it, but then in the recycling and recycling of the same joke to various other mailboxes, your odds of receiving the same joke ad infinitum increases


:cheers: