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LibertyLover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 11:15 PM
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Tomorrow I get to attend a reception with Wolfowitz
and have my photo taken with him because I've been with The World Bank Group 10 years. I will, of course, be honored.:sarcasm:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 11:22 PM
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1. Flash the goat sign behind his head


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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 11:27 PM
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2. I think a pie-in-the-face is called for.
He's a fucking liar and an original architect of the Neocon philosophy of invading the Middle East. He also supported the false intelligence.

If you get the chance, please tell him that I said TO FUCK OFF!

I besmerch you for appearing with him and acting like everything is "okay."

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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 11:55 PM
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3. Have you had your shots?


Homeworld:
Kowak

Species:
Kowakian monkey-lizard

Gender:
Male

Height:
.7 meter

Affiliation:
Criminal

A Kowakian monkey-lizard, Salacious was little more than vermin infesting the innards of Kwenn Space Station. Having long eluded the Mantilorrian rat catchers employed by the station, Crumb made good his escape by stowing aboard Jabba the Hutt's visiting vessel.

When discovered by Jabba, the meddling little lizard was almost eaten by the Hutt (it served Crumb right, since he hid in Jabba's feeding bowl). Jabba tasked his two competing henchmen to capture the elusive stowaway. Bidlo Kwerve and Bib Fortuna ended up covered in green ooze in their bid to catch Salacious, and the ridiculous sight produced a massive belly-laugh in the Hutt.

The Kowakian could stay, Jabba decreed, but only if the goofy being could make the Hutt laugh once a day.

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/salaciouscrumb/?id=eu

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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 12:51 AM
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4. Maybe he would let you borrow his comb, if you ask nicely.
Please tell him to go fuck himself for me, also.
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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 01:22 AM
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5. Can you get your hands on a dose of sodium pentathol?... nt
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