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ButterflyBlood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:11 AM Original message |
So what do you tell the Jehova's Witnesses to get them to leave? |
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TimeChaser (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:12 AM Response to Original message |
1. Simple enough |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 09:20 AM Response to Reply #1 |
39. This can be problematic |
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Karmageddon (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:51 PM Response to Reply #1 |
97. LMAO. naked is what finally worked for me. |
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Karmageddon (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:52 PM Response to Reply #1 |
99. answering naked is what finally worked for me |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 09:53 PM Response to Reply #1 |
117. You GO girl!! |
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:15 AM Response to Original message |
2. I just tell them to leave, that I'm not interested. |
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RubyDuby in GA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:15 PM Response to Reply #2 |
54. I have that same sticker right beside my doorbell |
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StaggerLee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:53 PM Response to Reply #54 |
77. I slap across the brow |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:28 PM Response to Reply #54 |
89. Ha ha ha hahahahhahahahahaha!! |
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RubyDuby in GA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:51 PM Response to Reply #89 |
98. That would be a most welcome thing! |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 05:35 PM Response to Reply #98 |
105. Whatever gave you that idea? |
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LuCifer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:17 AM Response to Original message |
3. Try this |
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Kire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:23 AM Response to Reply #3 |
12. how much warning do you need? |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:57 PM Response to Reply #3 |
79. NEVER tell a JW you're a devil worshipper! |
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Dave Reynolds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:17 AM Response to Original message |
4. Just say |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:26 AM Response to Original message |
5. They are soliciting--they are trying to sell you their religion |
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bliss_eternal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:27 AM Response to Original message |
6. In one of my former neighborhoods |
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Err (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
7. Don't even answer the door. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:28 AM Response to Reply #7 |
43. That's what I do. I don't answer the door. |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:33 AM Response to Original message |
8. I heard that if you tell them you're disfellowed from the JW then |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:55 AM Response to Reply #8 |
26. Yeah but they might tell your neighbors you were once a JW... |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:07 PM Response to Reply #26 |
61. Actually they won't. I think. |
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carpetbagger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:40 AM Response to Original message |
9. I usually tell those folks I'm a Buddhist. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:00 AM Response to Original message |
10. i rarely answer my door |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:20 AM Response to Original message |
11. OK. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:24 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. That's how I handle it, too. |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:28 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. So simple, yet so complex |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:32 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. About telemarketers: |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:58 AM Response to Reply #16 |
27. What rattled my hackles |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 03:00 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. Good grief! |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 03:17 AM Response to Reply #30 |
32. That's the point |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 06:11 AM Response to Reply #14 |
38. ... |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:05 PM Response to Reply #11 |
52. I like your answer, GrpCaptMandrake |
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 06:40 PM Response to Reply #11 |
109. I was friends online with a JW once, but after awhile I couldn't |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:23 AM Response to Original message |
13. The last time they came (last summer), I said |
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Peter Frank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:37 AM Response to Reply #13 |
18. Did you extol the virtues of cheese?... nt |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:38 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. No, but I did tell them I loved Cheesus. |
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Peter Frank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 03:01 AM Response to Reply #20 |
31. Then you'll love this... All Things Considered, |
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Peter Frank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:36 AM Response to Original message |
17. This worked for me, (remember that they are Biblical litteralists)... |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:45 AM Response to Reply #17 |
24. Ah, you know something of the ways of theology! |
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Peter Frank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:13 AM Response to Reply #24 |
33. I love "The Life of Brian" -- and you're right all the way!... |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:20 PM Response to Reply #33 |
56. LOL. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 03:59 PM Response to Reply #24 |
85. Oh, this is the way I've handled it. |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:48 PM Response to Reply #85 |
95. So, a question for you: |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 05:26 PM Response to Reply #95 |
102. Ah, Rev. Cheese head -thou art witty. |
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AntiCoup2K4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:38 AM Response to Original message |
19. This time of year, I'd probably wish them a Merry Christmas |
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Peter Frank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:43 AM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Did you mean Fitzmas? nt |
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fleabert (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:41 AM Response to Original message |
21. my mom witnesses to them...they never come back again. |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:16 AM Response to Reply #21 |
40. I ask them if they would like to pray a novena |
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lady raven (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:25 PM Response to Reply #21 |
71. "I'm sorry, I've just gotten home from a blood transfusion and I'm tired" |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:35 PM Response to Reply #71 |
93. Bwa ha ha ha! |
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lady raven (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 07:01 PM Response to Reply #93 |
112. Wow- I'm honored |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:44 AM Response to Original message |
23. Here's a thought... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:53 AM Response to Original message |
25. Invite them to a birthday party or a holiday party |
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Parrcrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:58 AM Response to Original message |
28. I put a patch on my eye and wave a tankard of ale at them. |
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Q3JR4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 05:30 PM Response to Reply #28 |
103. Yay, Church of the FSM! n/t. |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:58 AM Response to Original message |
29. Well, after I tell them that I do not share in a religious belief system.. |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 05:46 AM Response to Original message |
34. Just tell them you are an atheist, which I am. |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 05:57 AM Response to Original message |
35. Tell them you drink the blood of JW's and they should leave before you get |
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rooboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 06:00 AM Response to Original message |
36. Tell 'em you're in Amway. n/t |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 06:09 AM Response to Original message |
37. HARE KRISHNA! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
41. Offer them a copy of "Why Vegan?" |
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Loonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
42. Satan is my lord and Saviour |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
44. Tell them you are having a beer and would they like one as well. Should |
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TallahasseeGrannie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
45. Don't answer the door. |
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lady raven (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:20 PM Response to Reply #45 |
70. That doesn't work with the ones who come to my neighborhood... |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
46. "Sorry, I worship Satan." |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:00 PM Response to Reply #46 |
118. as a gay man I would say ... (if they are cute guys) |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
47. If I'm in the mood for some fun, |
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Strong Atheist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
48. A friend of mine answers the door nude. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
49. I'm not interested and we don't allow solicitors so you'd best be going. |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
50. I speak with them honestly, and they don't come back. |
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AntiCoup2K4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:03 PM Response to Reply #50 |
119. The Mormons have been working on your family for generations?? Uh -oh..... |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
51. Jeez, just tell them you aren't interested and close the door. |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:28 PM Response to Reply #51 |
57. I think they should get a little back of what they are giving. |
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WeRQ4U (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
53. The same way I deal with kids selling garbage door to door.... |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
55. Um, you could just say, "sorry, I'm not interested" |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:13 PM Response to Reply #55 |
64. ITA, how hard is that? |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:04 PM Response to Reply #64 |
86. I have a friend/coworker who's a JW |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 05:05 PM Response to Reply #86 |
101. My husband's stepfather's family is JW... |
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Doc Sardonic (56 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
58. Got two that have worked for me...... |
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tokenlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
59. Who the hell was King James to authorize a Bible?? |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 06:39 PM Response to Reply #59 |
108. They have their own translation of the Bible. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
60. Almost the same tactic as you |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
62. say the Angel Gabriel told you they should leave |
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Roland99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
63. "Thanks but no thanks. I'm busy. Have a nice day. Goodbye." |
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trackfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
65. No speaky de eng-LISH |
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lady raven (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:18 PM Response to Reply #65 |
67. That reminds me of a funny story I heard several years ago |
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UncleSepp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 05:56 PM Response to Reply #67 |
107. My friend gave the JW's the Hare Krishnas number as her phone. |
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ContraBass Black (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
66. "I'm not interested. Please leave now." |
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FlaGranny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
68. VERY easy! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
69. They visit you? |
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Divameow77 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
72. Not too long ago |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
73. Nothing. Just rest the shotgun's muzzle against the door chain and let 'em |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:38 PM Response to Reply #73 |
75. That only encourages some of them... |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:48 PM Response to Reply #75 |
76. My eldest sister is the Ultimate Martyr. I know how to deal with martyrs. |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
74. Hercules and the usurpation of His Titles of Adoration. |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
78. I tell them I already have a religion, I'm very happy with it, |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
80. I certainly don't let 'em in, I just say "I am not interested" before |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
81. Get down to the heart of the matter |
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Solon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
82. Smear ketchup on the largest knife in the house... |
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Bridget Burke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
83. I don't let them in. |
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Truebrit71sbruv (890 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
84. Smile at them as you remove the one-eyed trouser snake... |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
87. tell them your husband or your parents won't let you talk to them |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
88. I usually don't have to say a word |
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Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
90. I live in a small town and so they don't come around often. |
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afdip (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
91. tell 'em they're interrupting your blood transfusion . . . |
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obxhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
92. CLICK... |
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mcar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
94. No, thank you |
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last_texas_dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
96. Just don't answer the door |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
100. The JWs here |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 05:37 PM Response to Reply #100 |
106. Holy crap! |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
104. Last time this worked: "I am REALLY not interested, go away, thanks!" |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
110. Tell them you used to be one but were disfellowhipped. |
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catbert836 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
111. I offer to make an exchange |
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Bat Boy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
113. My personal favorites... |
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MissB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:09 PM Response to Reply #113 |
121. "Jehovah's Witness Protection Program" |
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Bat Boy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 11:29 PM Response to Reply #121 |
122. I can't take total credit for that one. |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
114. Well we have a big giant mastiff that scares off solicitors .(nt) |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
115. Always have a pot of cooked pasta at hand... |
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Peter Frank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 11:37 PM Response to Reply #115 |
124. I'm not sure I like that... |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
116. My two faves |
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hyphenate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
120. I tell them I'm either |
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Spider Jerusalem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-16-05 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
123. "I'm Catholic." |
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willing dwarf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-17-05 01:07 AM Response to Reply #123 |
126. That's what I tell them too!--And ask them if they want a rosary. |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-17-05 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
125. I tell them hot flashes are getting the best of me & I'm takin my duds off |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-17-05 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
127. well... |
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eridani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-17-05 05:06 AM Response to Original message |
128. Make subway handout cards |
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