Tee-Vee has gone downhill ever since Cheers was cancelled.

Norm is still my hero...

SAM : What'll you have, Norm?
NORM : Well I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll have a glass of whatever comes of whatever comes out of that tap.
SAM : Oh, Looks like beer, Norm.
NORM : Call me Mister Lucky.

SAM : Whatcha up to, Norm?
NORM : My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

SAM : What's new, Norm?
NORM : Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're
demanding beer.

COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
NORM : No, I know what one looks like. Just pour me one.

COACH: How's a beer sound, Norm?
NORM : I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.

WOODY: Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
NORM : A little early isn't it?
WOODY: For a beer?
NORM : No, for a stupid question.

WOODY: How's it going Mr. Peterson?
NORM : It's a dog eat dog world out there, Woody, and I'm wearing
milkbone underwear.

WOODY: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
NORM : The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to happy ending.

WOODY: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
NORM : Alright, but stop me at one.....make it one-thirty.

:-(

Harry and Mel Torme. Classic!

I wonder if it's out on DVD in the UK.