My God, this is truly unbelievable

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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That is all. :P

I don't get it. Can you explain?


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:spray:

I am putting it every damned where.

KILL HIM!!!!

BigMcLargeHuge - that still is from my all-time favorite Pink Panther movie!

Once.

You're really bad. I hope Sugar knows that.

Wait a minute ~ I'm tellin' her!

That's it.

Yeah I'm tellin'

With my luck, she'd probably toss me out of the building when she's visiting. I'd be stuck on the street, with the snow, and the -10° windchill. :(

nor would I give you a WORLD RECORD BEAKING WEDGIE either.

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Take your best shot, Sug:

I love you two!

She is far too sweet to ever abuse someone she cares about.




BTW ~ how friggin' far am I gonna have to drive to the wedding ... huh

:loveya::loveya:

But, I kinda want her to give me a spanking! :evilgrin:

And don't worry, you won't have to drive much further than NC. Unless we decide to tie the knot in Katmandu.

I guess I should be happy this continues to float around the Net after...how many weeks?? It's like a vengeful zombie that won't let go of Bush's neck!

...this joke has been posted in the Lounge. I think it's a record!

I laugh at how many ways it has been posted here. Cracks me up every time.

Thanks for making that place slightly less serious. :)

Like that?

Really? Thanks. I really do appreciate that. I like running in there and seeing if I have something to add and sometimes just kicking a thread with a smart assed remark.

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Yes, that sort of thing is exactly what I'm on about. Got a chuckle out of that one this a.m.

Thanks for those kicks. :D

Fat and FatFat and Spankme were in a boat. Fat and FatFat fell out.

Who was left?



:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

:spray:

don't pull that paddle out unless you intend to use it :evilgrin:

(teehee)

:banghead:

There has been another documented case of the dreaded Brazilian Virus attacking innocent people in the DU. As feared it HAS mutated again. Experts believe that it has infected thousands and predict that number could easily multiply into the tens of thousands by years end. As usual the white house is being tight lipped on this latest outbreak but speculation has it that the Secretary of Defense is going to hold a press conference a little later today where he will explain how President Clinton failed to heed the earliest warning signs. Retired military expert General M. Meigs has suggested that in order to prevent the further spread of the deadly Brazillian virus we may have to burn our keyboards.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"