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x( I have finally been driven out of the lunchroom at work, and am now forced to eat my lunch in my office. Every single person I work with has the most atrocious table manners I have ever seen. I'm not talking little things either, like boarding house reaching, or picking ones teeth at the table either. I am talking full on gross, nasty habits that cause me to lose my appetite when I observe them.:puke:
What's up with that? Is it upbringing? Is it just plain ignorance of how one looks? Or is it people just don't care? I was raised in a family where table manners were stressed above all. I swear I think I am the last one in the world that thinks like this when I go into our lunchroom.
To clue in the challenged in this regard:
1) Close your mouth when you chew. Please? No one needs to see your back teeth swimming in fresh sour cream and half chewed red meat, and no, that "train wreck" joke wasn't funny when we were 7 years old either.
2) Don't talk with your mouth full. It's absolutely the nastiest thing imaginable, to see chunks of a big mac being shot halfway across the room like it is coming out of a naval battleship cannon. Chew, swallow, take a drink of water, wipe off your mouth, and THEN answer that burning question of who everyone thinks the office suck up is backstabbing today.
3) Napkins. There is a reason that they are supposed to go on your lap, under the table and out of sight. Smeared spittle, and secret sauce mixed together making your napkin look like a rejected Jackson Pollack painting, and sitting on the table a foot away from my plate, is not endearing yourself to anyone.
4)120 decibel nose and mouth breathing. :argh: Please don't shove an entire pork chop into your mouth, and then breathe through your nose so hard that snot bubbles start popping out because it happens to be nine hundred and four degrees. That not just gross, it is down right stupid. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. That poor little piggy gave his life for your lunchtime enjoyment, so the least you can do is savor how good he tastes.
5) Noodle slurping. :wtf: If everyone can hear you in a crowded lunchroom, you are overdoing it. You don't need to slurp them to cool them off. When I see ramen noodles flailing around out of someones mouth, and gatling gunning drops of water into a crowd of people like white house riot police at a peace rally, I get offended.
6) Please. Wipe off your mouths every once in a while. Especially if you have a mustache or any facial hair. I'm not even gonna get into that one.
These are just the ones that gross me personally out. I'm sure there are a whole lot more out there. My problem is, that these are reasonably smart and well educated people. Do the rules of proper etiquette just go out the door in the workplace lunchroom or something? I am having a difficult time believing that they have the same nasty table manners when they are home.
Thanks for letting me get that off of my chest.
/rant
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