How does one have a "snowman fight"? - Democratic Underground

dolo amber

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Wed Nov-16-05 03:56 PM
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How does one have a "snowman fight"?

This was the big topic of discussion when I picked up the 5 yr old at kindergarten...they're going to have a snowman fight. Is this where you pick up a snowman and heave it at some poor unsuspecting sod, or more like Rock-em Sock-em snowman fighting?

The possibilities are endless... :D

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anarch

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Wed Nov-16-05 03:58 PM
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1. I think this requires a back-hoe,

and a large catapault. At least if you wanna do it right.

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dolo amber

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:02 PM
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2. Probably some molotov cocktails, too

Just in case. :scared:

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anarch

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:09 PM
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4. woah...I think that might melt the snowmen....

but a few vodka cocktails prolly wouldn't hurt...at least not as much as getting hit with an entire snowman.

I have to admit, the image of a bunch of whole snowmen being lobbed at some poor dude is making me chortle. :D

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Debi

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:05 PM
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3. I bet it involves snow, a hot tub, some one willing to jump out and

roll in the snow, and some one willing to pay them to do it.....Oh, wait, 5 year old.

Maybe just a snowball fight?

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asthmaticeog

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:15 PM
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5. Well, what you do is find two snowmen

and tell both that the other one was talkin' smack about him. Then just wait.

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no name no slogan

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:17 PM
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6. Sounds like a good opportunity for wagering, too

I got $10 on Frosty.

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asthmaticeog

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:22 PM
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7. Frosty? FROSTY?

That little bitch ain't got no fight in 'im! He's a jolly happy soul, he gon' git put DOWN!

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:26 PM
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9. "EYE OF THE TIGER"

he's hungry, he's got the eye of the tiger, he can do it!

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asthmaticeog

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:54 PM
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12. The eye of the tiger's made out of coal?

:shrug:

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obxhead

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:23 PM
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8. I think it involves 100's of tiny snow people

Calvin & Hobbes style.

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In_The_Wind

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:28 PM
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10. I just grab a handful of snow and pack it together then throw it.

It looks like I'm far more passive than the other DUers on this thread!

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Beware the Beast Man

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:28 PM
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11. Most matches end in a draw.

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