Appropriate punishment for DUers who post Brazillian jokes

LynneSin

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:17 PM
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Poll question: Appropriate punishment for DUers who post Brazillian jokes

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4309023&mesg_id=4309023

1.) Tar & Feathering

2.) Burned at the Stake

3.) Stockades

4.) 24 hours of listening to Ann Coulter lecture to you

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no name no slogan

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:18 PM
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1. Other: spankings by Sugar Smack

:evilgrin:

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LynneSin

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:19 PM
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3. That's not a punishment

:eyes:

We have to make them SUFFER!!

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Jamastiene

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Wed Nov-16-05 07:56 PM
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35. I'll go for that a brazillion times, I mean

I'll second that. :evilgrin:

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Shell Beau

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:19 PM
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2. All of the above!!

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TK421

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:20 PM
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4. Chinese water torture

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LynneSin

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:21 PM
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7. and how is that worse than Ann Coulter lecturing you

BTW - you'll be strapped in just like this:

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TK421

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:22 PM
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11. Leave me glazzies!....leave me glazzies!!!!

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Love Bug

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:21 PM
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5. 24 hours of Anne Coulter lectures is probably forbidden by the

constitution under that "cruel and unusual punishment" thing.

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no name no slogan

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:22 PM
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9. Yeah, I'm calling Amnesty International

That's gotta be against the Geneva Convention!

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LynneSin

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:27 PM
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17. This is Bush's United States - Constitution is used in Dick's bathroom

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no name no slogan

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:29 PM
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22. Well, you know the old saying

"I gotta wipe my ass with something" :crazy:

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Debi

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:21 PM
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6. 24 Brazillian hours of Coulter's torture.

That joke is OLD!

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Call Me Wesley

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:22 PM
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8. Why

do you hate Brazilians? I have to admit, I never looked in to the Brazilian Forum on here, but I don't hate them. I'm sure their jokes are funny, if I'd understand them. ;)

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philosophie_en_rose

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:22 PM
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Cruel and unusual punishment!! This is censorship, I say.

Edited on Wed Nov-16-05 04:23 PM by philosophie_en_rose

I'm excessively outraged that you would infringe upon the right to post jokes about Brazilians. Are they not people too? If you cut them, do they not bleed? If you spoke of them to Bush, would he not think they were a numerical value?

Someday, I hope that my four little children will be judged not on the content of their political insults, but on the content of their caricatures. :)

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no name no slogan

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:23 PM
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12. Say, have you heard this one yet?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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philosophie_en_rose

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:28 PM
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18. Nope. It's exciting and new.

:rofl:

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KitchenWitch

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:22 PM
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10. Never again ... the burning times.

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underpants

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:25 PM
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15. Conservative said "They are ALL witches burn them ALL"

Moderates said "Well you know....some of them might be witches so we maybe better burn a few just to be safe youknow"

Liberals said "They aren't witches"

-George Clooney

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:23 PM
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13. Drawn and quartered

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In_The_Wind

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:23 PM
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14. I seem to remember that YOU posted one of those yourself.

Edited on Wed Nov-16-05 04:55 PM by Joan_Alpern

hmmm ...

what to do ....

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LynneSin

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:26 PM
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16. Hey shush or I'll sick Ann Coulter on you

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no name no slogan

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:28 PM
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20. Not to worry-- Zap Rowsdower to the rescue!

Everybody's favorite Canadian action hero!

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In_The_Wind

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:30 PM
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23. I thought that was what we were doing to you.

I can turn my hearing aids off ...

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underpants

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:28 PM
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19. I do too but that was back when she posted for the ART for the LOVE

Not anymore no now she wants to stop others from getting their post count up OH NO we remember the old LynnSinn sure we all remember her with her beret and her love for the cause but no more NO she has gotten soft and comfortable.....

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In_The_Wind

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:38 PM
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27. Are you sure you want her to hear you say that?

:hide:

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underpants

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:50 PM
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28. |

I'm just kidding. I am sure she knows that.

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underpants

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:29 PM
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21. ###SUPPORT DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND###

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anarch

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:32 PM
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24. actually, the language is called "Portuguese"...

Voc� ouviu-se sobre os dois homens que roubaram tudo fora de uma casa exceto o sab�o e as toalhas. Eram trafulhas sujos!

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Sugar Smack

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:34 PM
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25. Ooh, ooh-- "Have it flung back at them!"

Edited on Wed Nov-16-05 04:37 PM by Sugar Smack

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4164547

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4111714

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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no name no slogan

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:37 PM
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26. "Hello kettle. This is the pot."

Guess what? YOU'RE BLACK!

:loveya:

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Sugar Smack

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Wed Nov-16-05 07:55 PM
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33. "Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, meet pot. Wait.

You know each other already? I guess you do. You wore the exact same dress to this banquet."

Ok, you've had your little giggle. Now, into the stockades with ya.

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In_The_Wind

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:54 PM
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29. ahem ...

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4310428&mesg_id=4310476

:thumbsup:

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Sugar Smack

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Wed Nov-16-05 07:52 PM
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30. Heheheheheeeee!

"Good work, detective. We found the instigator, now we need to find the stockade."

I feel like we're in "Dragnet".

:*

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In_The_Wind

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Wed Nov-16-05 07:56 PM
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34. We're a good team ...

Yes, we are.

I'll give you a call ...

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Texasgal

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Wed Nov-16-05 07:53 PM
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31. Looks like Ann is winning!

Helllloooooooo folks.... that must mean SOMETHING!!!

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RevCheesehead

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Wed Nov-16-05 07:54 PM
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32. Make them a Lounge Mod for 1 week.

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LaurenG

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Wed Nov-16-05 07:57 PM
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36. Cruel and inhumane punishment

4.) 24 hours of listening to Ann Coulter lecture to you. I couldn't do that to any democrat.

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KamaAina

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Wed Nov-16-05 08:00 PM
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37. Having King Dumbass** ask you if there are blacks in Brazil.

Over, and over, and over again, just like Bill Murray in "Groundhog Day". :evilgrin:

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Wapsie B

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Wed Nov-16-05 08:00 PM
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38. Lock them in a room

and force them to listen to Faux News or Rush for 48 hours nonstop. :rofl:

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Sanity Claws

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Wed Nov-16-05 08:08 PM
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39. A brazilian slashes with the whip

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