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Last time I was on a plane was in August of last year. My wife dropped me off at the airport at 9am because she had to work that day, the TSA checkpoint didn't open until 11am, and all I had with me to read was President Clinton's memoirs.
I didn't want to read the last legally-elected president's memoirs on the ground because I read REALLY fast and I knew I needed something to do on the plane. So, I started pacing.
Every airport in America has this neat little scale model of itself sitting in a public area. You've seen them, even if you haven't actually looked at them. Anyway, I'm standing there looking at this thing thinking how sharp it is, when suddenly it hit me: this is a sand table for a terrorist.
One of the TSA people was walking around and I called her over: "This thing's got to go." 'Why's that?' "Because it's such a faithful model of this airport, any terrorist who wants to blow the place up can use it to plan his attack." 'Oh. Well, I'll let the airport manager know.'
About ten minutes later, I'm sitting upstairs reading a newspaper and I hear "excuse me." I look up and there's the airport manager, a couple of guys from the FAA, all the TSA people who work in Fayetteville, and about nine cops. O shit. "You were saying that our airport model is a security threat." So I offered to take them downstairs and show them. They took me up on it and we went.
Assembled around the model, I start showing them how a terrorist could figure out his whole attack by just looking at this for a couple of minutes. They even had the door to the flightline broom closet on this thing! He'd know where to send people and where to put his bombs for the maximum effect.
"How did you think of this?" 'I was MI for twelve years, and we're trained to think in terms of worst-case scenarios. And four of those twelve years were spent in infantry divisions, where you see a lot of sand table exercises, and this is a real nice sand table.'
One of them asked why a terrorist would attack a "little airport like this one." Easy: it's a "little airport" but it's full of paratroopers because Fort Bragg is right on the north side of town. Any terrorist would love to kill some of them.
You could look up and see the cops--most of the police in Fayetteville are former Fort Bragg soldiers--nodding, and the poor airport manager was turning white. They picked the model up and carried it to a storage closet.
Four days later, when I got back to Fayetteville, the model was back on display...but someone had scraped the doors off the back side of the terminal building and painted the area under the overhang black.
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