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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 10:14 PM
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Hey! I don't have a tumor in my ear!!!
Went to the doctor today. I was pretty sure I had either a tumor in my ear, or an allergy. Doc checked me out and said I needed a good cleaning-with an icepick!. Hurt like HELL! I discovered I'm not deaf.

Now I can focus on Mad Cow disease, which I'm sure I have even tho I haven't eaten meat in 35 years. You can get it from using a product made with animal parts. Like wearing shoes.

Another amazing cure.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 10:16 PM
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1. Hey, me niether!
Turns out it was just an inflamed cyst that got infected. Ten days antibiotics and some draining of excess blood and puss, and everything's back to normal! :toast:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 10:18 PM
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3. I "hear ya", dude.
Ain't it great when you find out you don't have to write chemo into your schedule?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 10:21 PM
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4. indeed!
I'm a hypochondriac and tend to think the worst of things, so it's a relief whenever I get good health info!
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 10:30 PM
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5. Then you will thoroughly enjoy this
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4311286
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 10:17 PM
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2. Good news!
:bounce: :hi:
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 05:17 AM
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6. That is good news graywarrior!
:thumbsup:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 07:27 AM
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7. My testicles are intact!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 07:45 AM
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8. It's not a tumah!
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