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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 01:52 AM
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My girlfriend's run off with my car
Edited on Fri Nov-18-05 01:55 AM by HEyHEY
And gone back to her ma and pa. Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty. :-(
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 01:58 AM
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1. I didn't know you had a girlfriend. Whose drunkeness and cruelty?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:03 AM
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2. I don't know, just the lyrics to a Kinks song that I happen to find funny
SO I thought I'd post em and see how many Kinks fans we have

Girls? Eeeww, girls carry STDs!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:06 AM
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3. They get pregnant and want your money! They demand that you drink less!
Truly they are the agents of SATAN!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:07 AM
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5. Dude, it's late you're gonna give me nightmares
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:07 AM
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4. "Girls? Eeeww, girls carry STDs!"......
...Well, I guess it's a good thing you have your hands then, huh? Trust me, girls are a lot more fun...;-)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:09 AM
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6. Bah, just a phase men go through - talk to a married 50-year-old
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:14 AM
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7. But I didn't think you were married......
...if you're not, there's no excuses...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:15 AM
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8. Yes there is, "Girls carry STDs"
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:29 AM
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9. You got one of those girls in the produce section
of the supermarket to go out with you?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:31 AM
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11. Hey, with solid pickup lines ....
Like, "You know, the French call apples, Pommes de terre." How can one fail?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:56 AM
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18. You dumbass! Pommes are apples, Pommes de terre are potatoes
... and the Germans sometimes call a potato and Erdapfel (earth apple), while I might call horseshit on the road a Pferdapfel (horse apple)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:59 AM
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19. Grow a couple inches maybe then the orginal joke will graze your hair
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:30 AM
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10. I love women, but...
I have some sympathy for this quote:
"I'm never getting married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and buy her a house."
Lewis Grizzard

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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:32 AM
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12. A guy at my work uses that one and....
You don't pay hookers for the sex, you pay them because they leave after.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:36 AM
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13. ROFL! I like that one, too. It gives me deja vu all over again.
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jayctravis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:48 AM
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14. Why'd she have to run if she had your car?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:49 AM
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15. It doesn't start....she was pushing it
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:50 AM
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16. "So I'm just sitting here
Sipping on my ice cold beer
Lazing on a sunny afternoon."
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 02:52 AM
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17. Well, someone got the reference
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:00 AM
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20. I love The Kinks.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:01 AM
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21. They're not appreciated like they should be
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-18-05 03:09 AM
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22. "Apeman" is a great song
So is "Waterloo Sunset."
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