Top Ten Questions Paris Hilton Asked Herself Before Buying A Monkey

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Top Ten Questions Paris Hilton Asked Herself Before Buying A Monkey

Top Ten Questions Paris Hilton Asked Herself Before Buying A Monkey

10. "Does it go with my shoes?"

9. "Should I get the extended warranty that covers replacement monkey parts?"

8. "Which species got the best rating from 'Consumer Monkey reports'?"

7. "Does Louis Vuitton make monkey-wear?"

6. "Will it get along with whatever wealthy twit I'm currently engaged to?"

5. "If I don't buy this monkey, does that mean the terrorists have won?"

4. "Will it get along with Lindsay Lohan's orangutan?"

3. "Should I consider leasing?"

2. "Can it be trained to hold a video camera?"

1. "Will I still want a monkey when I'm sober?"

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Fri Nov-18-05 10:09 AM
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1. LOL!!

Edited on Fri Nov-18-05 10:10 AM by Shell Beau

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

Sad to say that is probably true!

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