Don't buy dry roasted edamame nuts. - Democratic Underground

graywarrior

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Fri Nov-18-05 11:02 AM
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Don't buy dry roasted edamame nuts.

You won't be able to stop eating them and the seams of your jeans will leave deep impressions on your skin.

I am out of control and the holiday's haven't even started.

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purr

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Fri Nov-18-05 11:05 AM
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1. they give you cancer too.. watch out for it!!

symtoms of edamame nut cancer:

strong urge to eat edamame nuts
alien tumors in ear
impressions from jeans from overindulgence of edamame nuts

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graywarrior

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Fri Nov-18-05 11:06 AM
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2. I almost shit my pants when I read that

Then I saw it was YOU!!!!

Anything with the word cancer in it makes my head swerve and I'll spend hours looking up symptoms.

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purr

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Fri Nov-18-05 11:08 AM
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3. Is that a bad thing it was me?

Dont make me get paranoid delusional thoughts now..

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graywarrior

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Fri Nov-18-05 11:11 AM
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4. ruh-roh. time for your daily psych visit with dr. phil

Are you kidding? It's always a pleasure to commiserate with someone who is as sick as I am

How was your dr. appt. yesterday. Mine cleaned my ears out. What a joy that was. Ice picks the size of a snow shovel jammed into my ear.

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purr

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Fri Nov-18-05 11:14 AM
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5. glad to know its not an alien ear tumor..

I have to go see my opthamologist next friday.. he doesnt think its a brain tumor, he says its just how my eyes are. I cant stop but thinking they missed something in my head scan.

Did you ever try those beeswax candles for ears? It works wonders. I get mine at the health food store for 2 bucks. Its this long cone shaped thing - you put the small end in your ear canal and light the other end and let it burn until its 4" from your ear. It really gets the gunk out of there.

I did it out on my front porch and people kept stopping and looking at me like I was on fire :rofl:

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graywarrior

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Fri Nov-18-05 11:22 AM
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6. I've been obsessed with the online candle horror stories

One lady set her house on fire because she did the ear candle thing is bed. She escaped the fire but died of an asthma attack at the hospital.

You have got to be a trip to be around. I love public displays of oddity. (That's a compliment.)

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