Holy Crudmuffins! They've got their own fleet!!

SOteric

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Mon Nov-21-05 04:11 PM
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Holy Crudmuffins! They've got their own fleet!!

So there I was, leadfooting it down I-5 and minding my own business (because there's a first time for everything...*koff*) when I noticed the white cop car out of the far corner of my left eye.

Because of the colouration of most vehicles of the local constabulary, I assumed it was the Washington State Patrol and immediately eased my foot off the throttle, preparing for the inevitable.

Imagine my shock (and awe) when the vehicle that zipped past me on the left turned out to be...

Homeland Security

Damn. Who knew they were already so organised while our local citizens have been throwing vast sums of money at them to the detriment of our own local forces? :shrug:

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SoCalDem

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Mon Nov-21-05 04:13 PM
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1. When they were first starting up, there was even a plan to deputize

OLD PEOPLE..there were even proposed uniforms.. It fizzled,but you KNOW they wanted to do it.. Imagine it.. A million + army of former Korea & WWII vets & their wives..all decked out in "snooptacular" fashion..out there spying on everyone.

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SOteric

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Mon Nov-21-05 04:16 PM
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2. Yeah. Grammy and Grampa would still be better off

working for Wal-Mart. Even if only marginally. :shrug:

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