Flvegan has a STORY for the LOUNGE!! - Democratic Underground

Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:10 PM
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Flvegan has a STORY for the LOUNGE!!

C'mon kiddies... gather 'round...

What's the story morning glory??? :P

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:12 PM
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1. This had better not be about that email...

:grr:

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:16 PM
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2. Oh noooo....

He has many admirer's... how will this GRANDMA ever compete? :P

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:18 PM
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4. Well you'd best start bribing him with food and photos now

Your best bet would be to send a case of SmartBacon straight away.

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:16 PM
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3. Gulp!

Nothing to see here. Move along everyone....

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yewberry

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:19 PM
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5. Let's hear it.

This isn't the turducken thing, is it?

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Beaverhausen

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:20 PM
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8. Or is it Tofurducken?

with a beer chaser?

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:28 PM
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17. Oh, boy

don't get me started...

I'm boiling with turducken rage!!

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:19 PM
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6. Don't make me pout at you...

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? O8)

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:27 PM
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16. Never, my dear.

You know that.

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:29 PM
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20. awwwww

:loveya:

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:20 PM
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7. Well I'M waiting for it

Edited on Mon Nov-21-05 08:21 PM by AussieDave

so I can cast the movie and see to the book rights. We can't call it "Deep Throat" because that's already been done (but that was a WHOLE different genre).

So who do we get to portray flvegan ??

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Beaverhausen

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:21 PM
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9. Why, Matthew McConaughey, of course!

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:25 PM
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13. I was thinking more along the lines of The Rock

or one of the more intelligent beings in the WWE or whatever they call themselves now.

But he has to adhere to vegan principles - otherwise he wouldn't be able to "get into the character"......

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:26 PM
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15. Wow.

The Rock? I'm not THAT big. The only wrestler I know that's a veg is Goldberg, who's been out for a little while.

Nice guy, though.

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:29 PM
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21. We'll put him on a diet - he won't mind

movie stars do that kinda thing....

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:32 PM
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25. Okay, but YOU get to tell him that.

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:22 PM
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10. Flvegan himself...

He is ONE HOT BRUTHA'!!!!

Hey Flvegan... do you like REDHEADS??? :P

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:23 PM
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11. Like 'em?

I eat them before breakfast and after dinner.

Why?

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Beaverhausen

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:25 PM
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14. You are asking for it

but I know you love it!

:spank:

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:34 PM
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28. It's begging at this point, I think.

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:29 PM
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19. Hmmm...

Must you ask..... I'm a redhead.... :P

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:30 PM
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23. Figured as much

So...it's after dinner...

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:42 PM
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37. Awww...

How about an " after dinner mint?"

shit...I betta be good... here.. :P

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:44 PM
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39. But

after dinner mints are wafer thin and don't last very long.

I'm just sayin'...

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:45 PM
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40. They could....

If we made it..last....

OH GOD...I am being SO BAD! :P

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:50 PM
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43. How long the mint lasts

Is all up to you.

You steer the ship, so to speak.

See, a mint will last a long time if it's not agitated. Not moved around. However, once you start sucking on it, moving your tongue over, around, against and under it, it gets closer to it's end much sooner.

Oooh, now THAT was bad.

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:53 PM
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46. OH.WOW.

SHIT....

LOVE ME...LOVE ME...SAY THAT YOU YOU LOVE ME!!!

The cardigans ROCK...... This is getting BAD.... FUCK.

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:55 PM
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47. Oh, did that one...hit the...spot?

You said "fuck" btw.

Naughty.

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:58 PM
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49. Naughty,,,naughty

texasgal... OH MY... :P

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:03 PM
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53. It's okay. There are

many mints left. I could eat mints all night.

Mints are all good.

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:28 PM
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18. Uh huh - a "Billy Jack" kind of thing

Edited on Mon Nov-21-05 08:33 PM by AussieDave

Variety: "Earnest Activist Portrays Self in Blockbuster Series"

We're gonna have to get a whole bunch of cell phones to shoot this picture - it's low-budget, y'know......

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:30 PM
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22. So many classics made on a shoestring budget

I can promise that the one about me goes straight to video dumpster.

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:37 PM
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30. It'll become a cult hit - along with all of John Waters' flicks

I'd cast Divine as the heroine, but he's dead.

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:38 PM
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33. I insist that Tim Curry be in it.

A smaller role, maybe, but he must be in it.

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:41 PM
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36. He can be the narrator - such wonderful teeth

I'd cast Lucille Ball as the heroine, but she's dead.

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:42 PM
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38. If I get to make out with the heroine, can I choose her?

And will there be nudity?

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:46 PM
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41. Hey whatever you want - it's YOUR story

but the negatives will be sold off to Playgirl magazine (or some other such tasteful publication).

Now enough about the movie - where IS that story ?????

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:56 PM
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48. Do I get paid?

I'm waiting on finding out which story I'm to tell...

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:00 PM
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50. PAID?? You want to get PAID ??

Edited on Mon Nov-21-05 09:01 PM by AussieDave

What happened to "Art for Art's sake" ?? Geez, everybody wants a buck nowadays.......

(feel free to substitute any rhyming words anywhere you like.....)

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:01 PM
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51. Well, you threw Playgirl into it.

Art is fine, but Playgirl?

If the world is going to hurl at the very sight of me naked, I at least want compensation for the psychological damage done therein.

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:08 PM
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55. Isn't Playgirl art ?? Or is it just read for the articles ??

And BTW, by the looks of some of the posts in this thread, there ain't gonna be a whole lotta hurling at the sight of you in the buff....:eyes:

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:11 PM
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56. Well

they haven't seen me in the buff.

I don't read Playgirl, though if it's anything like her brother, Playboy, the articles rock. There are some pictures in there, too, I think.

*ahem*

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:13 PM
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58. Hey I've seen the top half and

have no complaints. :shrug:

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:15 PM
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60. ..

:rofl:

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:24 PM
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12. Yea! I just love story time!

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hippywife

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:31 PM
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24. Well...

let's have it! Joani has her popcorn and lemonade ready for crikey! ;)

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:32 PM
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26. Agreed!

:fold hands neatly in lap and waits patiently:

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Beaverhausen

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:33 PM
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27. I think *someone* is getting a bit jealous

must be careful... :evilgrin:

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Misunderestimator

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:36 PM
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29. Well, come onnnnnn.... where's the story?

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:37 PM
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31. I really don't know which specific story this might be about.

I have many things to say. Most of them, quite incriminating.

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Misunderestimator

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:38 PM
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32. Ooooh... that sounds intriguing...

perhaps you should confer with texasgal and get back to us... ;)

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:50 PM
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42. Yeah... good idea!!!

:evilgrin:

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:52 PM
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44. Your inbox might need checking...

Maybe...

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:52 PM
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45. And btw, I said "box"

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:03 PM
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52. MMMMMMM... he said BOX!!!

Check it baby,,,

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Misunderestimator

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:06 PM
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54. LOL!

:rofl:

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:11 PM
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57. Don't mind if I do.

Oh, you meant my Inbox.

Got it. Sorry.

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southlandshari

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:39 PM
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34. I'm always interested in a good story....

:evilgrin:

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seemunkee

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Mon Nov-21-05 08:39 PM
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35. We're waiting

:popcorn:

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hippywife

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:14 PM
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59. Okay...

I'm done waiting. Got better things to do.

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:16 PM
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61. I think he's working on the post as we speak

I PM'd him and he said he'd come up with something.

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hippywife

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:24 PM
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63. Send

up a flare when he's ready for his recitation.

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:27 PM
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65. If you're checking MY POSTS, head back, for he finally spilled it.

:bounce:

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:32 PM
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67. I was hoping for something a little more

TITTALIATING...ofcourse, a guy who saves dogs is A-OKAY and SEXY to me!!! :)

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:37 PM
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69. I've seen that story before

I wish he'd at least told a new one.

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:41 PM
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70. Well, I honestly didn't

know I'd be storytelling tonight.

My new ones can't be told as of now.

I hope all understand.

Sorry to disappoint...

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:17 PM
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62. Okay...okay...you want some? You want a story? Yeah?

Why retype it?

Say hello to my little friend...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=231&topic_id=3292

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:25 PM
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64. Is this guy HOT or what?

LOOK.....

Ladies....let the drooling commence!!!

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:30 PM
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66. I dips my lid to you - people like you deserve a special place

in whatever comes after this life. It breaks my heart to see such cruelty as this - but at least those two dogs were saved.

Thank you - that's all I can say.

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hippywife

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:33 PM
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68. Okay, it's a great story.

I was just expecting a new one is all. ;)

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:45 PM
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71. ...

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:53 PM
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72. You have

the NAUGHTIEST smilies ever.

Just an fyi...

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Nov-21-05 09:58 PM
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73. Yes!

I know!

Thank you

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Texasgal

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Mon Nov-21-05 10:00 PM
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74. OKAY LADIES!!!!

I have the PRIVATE STORY.... sold to the HIGHEST bidder!

Start your bids now!!! :rofl:

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-21-05 10:03 PM
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75. Oh, dear...

I...I...I don't even know where this is going.

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AussieDave

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Mon Nov-21-05 10:12 PM
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76. South - by the looks of it.......

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