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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:22 PM
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I am naked and slathered in MIRACLE WHIP!
Edited on Mon Nov-21-05 08:33 PM by matcom
let's compare results

on edit see: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4333493
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:24 PM
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1. Uhhhh....
BARF... no thank you dude...

NOW MAYO???? Maybe....
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:24 PM
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2. see below
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:25 PM
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3. I have my jammies on and I'm drinking a South African Savignon Blanc
:D

Plus I had dinner at Mikimotos and nothing can ever go wrong with the world when you have Sushi from Mikomotos. Just don't tell JimmyJazz, she'll be jealous I didn't go with her. (And yes, I had the Spicy Tuna!)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:27 PM
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4. Do you feel less fat in the Miracle Whip?
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:27 PM
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5. Now I am starting to groove on condim
ents! :evilgrin:

;)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:28 PM
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6. I'm nekkid and headed for the Cool Whip ...
You'll be slippery !

I'll be sweet and slippery...
:9
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:28 PM
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7. Call me when you switch back to Hellmann's.
Miracle Whip? :puke:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 08:31 PM
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8. Oh double Barf!
:puke: :puke:
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 09:05 PM
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9. To keep 'em close
:kick: ;)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 09:06 PM
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10. Now that's just wrong!
:puke:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 09:09 PM
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11. I'm just not all that surprised.
I feel for your wife though. She puts up with a whole lot of strange.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 09:13 PM
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12. I've got aioli all over my bod.
Goin' highbrow, dontcha know.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 09:15 PM
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14. now THAT's hot
yep. I'm one of liberal elitist snobs the red staters keep bitching about :D
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 09:25 PM
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15. Yeah. We're too good for these lumpen Wal-Mart shopping,
stretch-pant wearing, Hot Pockets-eating common folks!
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 09:55 PM
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18. let them eat Little Debbie snack cakes!
and what is with the stretch pants anyway? Why do people who wear stretch pants in 2005 pair it with a 10 year old faded oversized Mikey Mouse t-shirt and old flip-flops? It's like some sort of Wal-Mart shopping uniform. :D
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 09:13 PM
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13. Has no one got the good sense
to slather themselves in pistachio pudding?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 09:53 PM
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17. Excellent suggestion!
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 09:26 PM
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16. I prefer to get naked and slather myself in Reddi Wip...
...
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