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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:29 AM
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My genitals are so heavy! Who has a bananahammock I can borrow?
Locking
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:30 AM
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1. I figured it was you hit by the taser.
...
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:30 AM
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2. How about a wheelbarrow? They can be useful
for genital heaviness. There are also various creams you can use. Or try soaking them in vinegar. They'll shrink right up on you.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:32 AM
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3. Cold wintery air can have the same effect.
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:35 AM
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8. Yes indeed
My husband once jumped into Wakulla Springs, a local tourist spot that is fed by underground springs and is VERY cold. We never had any more children.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:34 AM
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4. .......
:spray:


:rofl: so hard I forgot to lock!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:35 AM
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6. WOO HOO!
:woohoo:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:35 AM
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5. Perhaps you should use a regulation size hammock...
...just to be safe.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:38 AM
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11. I'm flattered, but those colors really aren't me.
The young lady, however, would make an excellent junk-cozy.
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:35 AM
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7. Umm..here ya go...
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:36 AM
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9. AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!
MY EYES! :cry:
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tallahasseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:14 PM
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28. Recommending...
based off this picture alone.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:37 AM
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10. Catch a Cannonball, now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Annie, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.


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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:20 PM
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12. I believe this guy has your affliction!
http://www.theflyingsaucer.com/fs9-2.htm
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:22 PM
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14. HOLY SHIT!!!
That's horrible....
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:36 PM
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20. What??? They are only 125 pounds.
Can't Texas beat that?
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:21 PM
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13. 3....2....1.....
hummer?
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CrazyThinker Donating Member (3 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:22 PM
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15. Maybe a Doctor should....
Lance those off?
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:26 PM
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16. Maybe you really need one of these...
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:28 PM
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17. have you asked GOPisEVIL? maybe DS1?


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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:30 PM
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18. OMG!!!
:spray:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :rofl:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:34 PM
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19. nominated
best thread of the day
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 12:37 PM
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21. Here...


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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 01:01 PM
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22. .
:rofl:
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 01:47 PM
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23. why of course, ask this guy, he has extras I am sure!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 02:09 PM
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24. see #17
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 04:53 AM
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29. I used to have a rear view pic...
somehow that one didn't stay in my photobucket... :-0
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 02:48 PM
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25. Your thing needs a sling?
Your mast needs a cast?
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:00 PM
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26. To quote Elaine (Seinfeld)
I don't know how you guys walk around w/ those things.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:05 PM
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27. You guys share those things?!
Bad enough that anyone wears them to begin with, but SHARING them?

EW! EW! EW!
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