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bsartist Donating Member (83 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 03:51 PM
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Bush Rejects Timetable For Withdrawal Of Turkeys From Oven
Edited on Tue Nov-22-05 04:48 PM by bsartist
WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. President George W. Bush rejected calls for a timetable in the withdrawal of Thanksgiving Turkeys from the White House oven on Thursday, vowing "we will continue to cook our turkeys" until tenderness is achieved.

http://www.bsnews.org/articles/092

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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 04:06 PM
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1. Give peas a chance!
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bsartist Donating Member (83 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 04:44 PM
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2. hehehe
yeah!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 05:34 PM
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3. Not only is he unaware of when the turkey's done...
He's oblivious to the fact that his goose is cooked.
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bsartist Donating Member (83 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 11:53 PM
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4. too true
oblivious, that's what the only thing I could get from seeing him try to open those locked doors in Mongolia. He is oblivious. That, and there is no where for him to hide.
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