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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 08:41 AM
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Naked man jumps from 8th floor of building
Naked Man Dies In Jump From Downtown Office

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/22/AR2005112201207.html

By Petula Dvorak
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, November 23, 2005; Page B01

A naked man darted from a sport-utility vehicle into a downtown Washington office building at lunchtime yesterday and then jumped to his death from the eighth floor, officials said.

The man double-parked in the 1000 block of 15th Street NW about noon, bolted from his still-running gray Jeep Cherokee, dashed past a crowd on the street and ran into the lobby of an office building, witnesses said.

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Before it became apparent what was taking place, the city's parking enforcers reacted to the abandoned SUV, which had leather seats, Maryland plates and no sign of clothing inside. They slapped a ticket on the windshield.
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mattomjoe Donating Member (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 08:46 AM
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1. What's with all the crazy naked men lately?
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 08:48 AM
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2. I think it has something to do with sport utility vehicles
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 08:48 AM
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3. Well, he was probably floppy when he landed... but got hard soon enough.
Rigor mortis isn't a good thing...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 08:49 AM
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4. Is there some reason that the leather seats are mentioned?
Is there something about knowing that that I have missed?

Anyone? anything?
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 09:40 AM
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5. Maybe some advertising ploy?
Or to point out he drove buck nekked on leather seats to drum down the resale value?

:shrug:
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 10:10 AM
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6. Leather might be better on the bare derriere than ...... vinyl
Depends on your fetish, though
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 10:13 AM
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7. I hate to admit this, but "Petula Dvorak" caught my eye more than
the story (which was interesting too).
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