"Kick you in the taco" - Democratic Underground

Taverner

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Wed Nov-23-05 01:22 PM
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"Kick you in the taco"

Why is that line so funny?

I have no clue but some strange, warped, caffinated part of me found it so...

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jandrok

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Wed Nov-23-05 01:47 PM
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1. What kind of a sick, twisted individual are you, anyway?

Who in their right mind would find that funny?

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cfield

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Wed Nov-23-05 01:49 PM
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2. hee hee

I think it's funny. But I have a horrid sense of humor (thanks Dad).

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kmla

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Wed Nov-23-05 01:56 PM
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3. Can you use that phrase in context?

Then maybe I'll find it funny.

Or, maybe, if you had visuals, or something.

Just sayin'...

:)

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cfield

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:04 PM
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5. I have a perverted mind

so my interpretation may be inaccurate. But I think it's hilarious!

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obxhead

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:19 PM
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11. My mind went there too. nt

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jane_pippin

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:04 PM
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4. Now I have that Frank Black song in my head.

Thanks a lot.

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Loonman

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:06 PM
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6. Avril Lavigne

"So I kicked her in the box and shoved her" said Avril in an interview about a girl that was bothering her. Charming. No-talent assclown, but Ms. Lavigne sure is a peach.

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sui generis

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:11 PM
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7. yikes! not adequately caffeinated but it's still funny

now I'm going to have to try to figure out if a taco is more of a hooter, a hoo hoo, a hoo haw, a paw paw patch, or just an ordinary kiester.

:shrug:

my work is cut out for me. I shall begin with interviews on the street.

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kick-ass-bob

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:18 PM
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8. please let me know what you find.

I have threatened a kick in the taco, and need advice.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4342557

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Taverner

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:19 PM
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10. A taco is...

Edited on Wed Nov-23-05 02:19 PM by Taverner

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:20 PM
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12. You are so going to hell.

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redqueen

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:21 PM
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13. You really want an asskickin, don't you?

x(

;)

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Loonman

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:19 PM
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9. So if men's cologne are in phallic shaped bottles

Why aren't women's perfume in bottles shaped like tacos?

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sui generis

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Wed Nov-23-05 02:43 PM
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14. oh good lord I'm getting old

I just bent over to grab something under my desk and threw out my taco. Then my burrito fell out of the bag and hit me in the face and now there is hot sauce all over the floor.

what a day what a day!

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southlandshari

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Wed Nov-23-05 03:46 PM
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15. Ahem

You guys keep at it like this, you'll forget to eat lunch.

And don't try to tell me you don't know why this is getting locked.

;)

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