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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:23 PM
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I'm not paranoid, but what if Plan X fails? Consider the downside!
Seriously, if our plans are blown, or if they fail midstream, just think of the consequences. Even Freepers will be more convincing than any democrat.

This plan is so hugh, that we have to be exceedingly careful and absolutely convinced it will work. I hope we have a fact checker looking at the littlest detail. Remember the swifting of those CBS records, hint hint. That said,

E to the power of X, to the power of X, to the power of Y.
Cos(3.14159 * (z-10X) + R * QED)

Tangerine. I repeat, the date is TANGERINE, not fuscia.

Apples in Moscow wear blue high-heeled turbans.

Wicker chairs in the "dead" of winter carry no massaging foot rests.

Echo Bravo, Over. Ten-Four.

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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:25 PM
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1. Thanks for the reminder--
Edited on Fri Nov-25-05 09:25 PM by WritingIsMyReligion
I kept thinking it was fuschia. And pears, not apples. But you're right.

Remember: Busheviks wear green. I repeat, Busheviks wear green.
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sabra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:25 PM
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2. it all makes sense now.
peace :-)
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:25 PM
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3. 10-4 Good Buddy!
OMG! I was still on fuscia. Thank you for the update comrade.

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Canadian Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:29 PM
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6. I haven't been paying attention!
so I'm still on Aubergine! Repeat: aubergine. Danger! Danger! Do I abort or simply reset?
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 12:47 AM
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19. AUBERGINE REMAINS ACTIVE NORTH OF THE BORDER!
Plan "Aubergine Parmesana" will be implemented in an on-call basis North of the border! Remain alert! KEEP THE MARINARA ON THE STOVE AT 93 DEGREES FACING NORTH STAR!
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:28 PM
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4.  E to the power of X, to the power of X, to the power of Y?
Damn. No wonder. I thought it was to the power of Z. God, I have to recalibrate.
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:28 PM
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5. 10-4......
:shrug:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:30 PM
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7. We're not supposed to talk about Project X on Black Friday
We're only allowed to discuss Project Y.
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Obamarama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:33 PM
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8. FUSCIA!?
One does not don fuscia once the aspens have turned golden!

In addition, the fenestrated chemise is to allow for the passage of the ostrich plume. Bovines will dance with the pommegranates but it will yield only K+ (+) Na = action potential.

Goober dust. Repeat, GOOBER dust.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:21 PM
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13. Goober dust?
OMG this is HUGH!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!

repeat:

OMG this is HUGH!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!

The proper "tinge" is 10YR 5/3.

Change project launch codes accordingly.

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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:35 PM
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9. Stick to talking about project Y.
We don't want to let the trolls know there is an X.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:06 PM
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10. I'm sorry. My worries got carried away. you are right.
mum's the word
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:26 PM
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15. I thought the Tango Orange directive said
we use Project X as the cover for Project Y. :shrug:

Dammit, did Lancer compromise my security clearance?? :grr:
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:08 PM
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11.  it is real!
really it is....i can`t disclose the details or i`ll be killed. it is real and the other side won`t know what hit them!!! coming soon to an area near you---plan x from inner space!
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:10 PM
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12. Most dates are a dark reddish-brown, and...
...neither tangerine nor fuscia.

Other than that, the plan sounds perfect. The stockings this year are indeed stuffed with "good cheer."
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:24 PM
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14. Repeat, don't tell {Agent Mike}.
For w = 1 To intWheatCount - 1 ' sorting by y
For ww = w + 1 To intWheatCount
If Val(strWheat(w, 2)) < Val(strWheat(ww, 2)) Then ' swap
strSwap1 = strWheat(w, 1)
strSwap2 = strWheat(w, 2)
strSwap3 = strWheat(w, 3)
strWheat(w, 1) = strWheat(ww, 1)
strWheat(w, 2) = strWheat(ww, 2)
strWheat(w, 3) = strWheat(ww, 3)
strWheat(ww, 1) = strSwap1
strWheat(ww, 2) = strSwap2
strWheat(ww, 3) = strSwap3
End If
Next ww
Next w
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:33 PM
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16. enable NOW, repeat enable NOW
#!/usr/bin/perl -w # camel code
# erudil - http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=45213
use strict;

$_='ev
al("seek\040D
ATA,0, 0;");foreach(1..3)
{<DATA>;}my @camel1hump;my$camel;
my$Camel ;while( <DATA>){$_=sprintf("%-6
9s",$_);my@dromedary 1=split(//);if(defined($
_=<DATA>)){@camel1hum p=split(//);}while(@dromeda
ry1){my$camel1hump=0 ;my$CAMEL=3;if(defined($_=shif
t(@dromedary1 ))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAMEL;}
$CAMEL--;if(d efined($_=shift(@dromedary1))&&/\S/){
$camel1hump+=1 <<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(defined($_=shift(
@camel1hump))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(
defined($_=shift(@camel1hump))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAME
L;;}$camel.=(split(//,"\040..m`{/J\047\134}L^7FX"))<$camel1h[br /> ump];}$camel.="\n";}@camel1hump=split(/\n/,$camel);foreach(@
camel1hump){chomp;$Camel=$_;y/LJF7\173\175`\047/\061\062\063\
064\065\066\067\070/;y/12345678/JL7F\175\173\047`/;$_=reverse;
print"$_\040$Camel\n";}foreach(@camel1hump){chomp;$Camel=$_;y
/LJF7\173\175`\047/12345678/;y/12345678/JL7F\175\173\0 47`/;
$_=reverse;print"\040$_$Camel\n";}';;s/\s*//g;;eval; eval
("seek\040DATA,0,0;");undef$/;$_=<DATA>;s/\s*//g;( );;s
;^.*_;;;map{eval"print\"$_\"";}/.{4}/g; __DATA__ \124
\1 50\145\040\165\163\145\040\157\1 46\040\1 41\0
40\143\141 \155\145\1 54\040\1 51\155\ 141
\147\145\0 40\151\156 \040\141 \163\16 3\
157\143\ 151\141\16 4\151\1 57\156
\040\167 \151\164\1 50\040\ 120\1
45\162\ 154\040\15 1\163\ 040\14
1\040\1 64\162\1 41\144 \145\
155\14 1\162\ 153\04 0\157
\146\ 040\11 7\047\ 122\1
45\15 1\154\1 54\171 \040
\046\ 012\101\16 3\16
3\15 7\143\15 1\14
1\16 4\145\163 \054
\040 \111\156\14 3\056
\040\ 125\163\145\14 4\040\
167\1 51\164\1 50\0 40\160\
145\162 \155\151
\163\163 \151\1
57\156\056
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 11:29 PM
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18. I know a woman with a chest shaped almost like that.
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 05:01 AM
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21. yea, but it's MUCH better in it's original format
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:48 PM
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17. Plan X must succeed
There is no alternative. :(

Except Plan Y and the other plan. :D
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 02:01 AM
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20. If Plan X fails, we go right to Plan Y, just like we planned.
There will be NO deviation from what was put in place.

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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 05:22 AM
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22. I am currently working on plan magenta
I can't give the specifics but - chatter chatter chatter.
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