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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:15 PM
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I changed a light bulb.
Man was it easy.

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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:15 PM
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1. ROFLMAO
I changed a lightbulb once, but I think you did it wrong....

SOMEONE please go post this in GD and see what happens!

:rofl::rofl:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:38 PM
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12. I bet you don't lick it before you put it in.
I bet you don't.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:16 PM
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2. Freaking purist.
:eyes:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:38 PM
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11. Well look who is always in the dark then.
:eyes:

:P
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:17 PM
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3. I cannot believe you condone the abuse and torture of light bulbs.
I'm calling PETLB.
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:18 PM
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4. I cannot believe you condone PETLB!
I'm callin' the 'THORITIES on YOU!!

:P :P :P
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:20 PM
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6. Yeah? Well, Im a member of P-FLB, too.
I'll just bet you love to hate SpongeBob and Tinky-Winky, too.

Your intolerance speaks volumes. :eyes:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:22 PM
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7. OMG U PINKIE COMMO!
UR SO UNAMERICAN! Ill never be a stupid tlerant perosn lke u.

U speel to gud!

AIEEE!

:sarcasm:

:evilgrin::evilgrin:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:31 PM
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8. Oh yeaH??
well I'm hitting alert, you friggin freeper troll....
obviously, you are a Liebermann DLC Bulb hater in name only.... :nuke:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 04:58 PM
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20. ...
LOL! I can't think of any stupid Freep reply!

I guess there's always:

OMG U NINNY! U TTTLE-TAIL!!!! UR so de-manly!!! OMG!!! And I'm SERIES!!!!!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:36 PM
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9. Well I am for the Coalition of Light Bulb Purity.
So both of you hush.

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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 04:59 PM
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21. OMG UR A PINKO TOO!
:P :P :P :evilgrin:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 08:39 PM
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30. Yeah and I eat cornflakes on my chicken too.
:P
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:19 PM
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5. Would you come help me, these damn light covers in
the femansion are hell to open. I have to pinch the casings and I am both short and have small hands, so I cannot get the necessary agrip on the casing to open it. x(

I am having hell changing my light bulb. :banghead:




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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:37 PM
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10. Will be right there in about a week.
Can't leave town this weekend.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:52 PM
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13. Cool -
I need an expert on lightbulbs over here. :hug:

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LNM Donating Member (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 02:43 PM
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14. Here's your Newbie kick
I'm also an IT specialist for GE. I'm certain that if it was easy to change the light bulb, you did it incorrectly. Please consult your owner's manual.
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 05:00 PM
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22. ROFLMAO!
Too funny!
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 02:45 PM
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15. Shouldn't this be in the Science and technology folder?
I mean, really, thats why we have groups ya know

:hi:
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 02:51 PM
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17. I, for one, find this thread highly illuminating
and I'd have never found it in the groups. Besides, why should we deny this vital info to the non-donating folks of DU? :evilgrin:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 02:49 PM
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16. What kind of light bulb, was it a 60, 75 or 100.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 08:26 PM
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24. 50,000 candle power.
:P
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 03:55 PM
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18. They say you can never really "change" a light bulb.
Edited on Sat Nov-26-05 03:56 PM by trof
They are what they are.
It's just their nature.

On edit: Possibly you merely "replaced" a light bulb?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 08:34 PM
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26. Nope I changed it.
I turned if from a repuke light bulb to a liberal.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 04:56 PM
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19. One brazillion to change the bulb...
...one brazillion to fill the Lounge with vanity posts, and one brazillion to sneer at GD.

Am I about right, or was this not a riddle?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 08:34 PM
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27. This was a joke from another thread.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 05:01 PM
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23. How many members of the Wregime
does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame the Clenis for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness.

5. One to give a billion-dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of W, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished."

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how W was literally "in the dark" the whole time.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how W has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along.

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.



And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never actually managed to change the light bulb.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 08:36 PM
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28. Scary how true that is.
:scared:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 08:30 PM
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25. You should have a comma after "man"
Also, "was it easy" is a question so a question mark is really in order.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 08:37 PM
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29. Why you...
Who died and made you puncuation sheriff?

The gall...





:P
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