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sundog

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Sun Nov-27-05 10:53 PM
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Post something very personal about yourself

ok, you first

i may or may not

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Rabrrrrrr

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Sun Nov-27-05 10:54 PM
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1. 72 inches long

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qnr

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Sun Nov-27-05 10:54 PM
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2. My left big toenail would probably be considered a lethal weapon in

18 states.

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Kire

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:25 PM
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94. My left big toenail is bigger than the right one.

Edited on Mon Nov-28-05 10:44 PM by Kire

Both nails are bigger than the bed, so they are prone to painful hangnails. So one time, the podiatrist cut the right nail on both sides down to the bottom and poisoned it so it wouldn't grow anymore.

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qnr

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:38 PM
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99. I had that done to my big ones, I had ingrown toenails all my life up

until about a decade ago.

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Floogeldy

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Sun Nov-27-05 10:56 PM
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3. I scratched my ass.

Twice.

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SofaKingLiberal

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:04 AM
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45. OMG!!! YOU SICK SICK F*&*!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe you would do something like that. There is something seriously wrong with you.

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Floogeldy

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:26 PM
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95. Oh Yeah!!

I'm really, really BAD! :evilgrin:

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OPERATIONMINDCRIME

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Sun Nov-27-05 10:56 PM
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4. I once was classified by a court as being a Pcyshotic Schizophrenic with a

Edited on Sun Nov-27-05 11:28 PM by OPERATIONMINDCRIME

multiple personality disorder suffering from severe depression, suicidal tendencies, impulse control disorder and severe delusions of grandure.

but i'm alllllll better nowwwwwwww :)

Oh, I also play the piano, am thin as shit, and think I'm right all the time.

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hfojvt

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:57 PM
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33. You are so wrong about that

Apparently you still have the delusions of grandeur. :P

What is thin as exrement? I am 179 cm and 56 kg. RU thinner than that?
I play the pianoforte - it ain't that quiet, unless I use the softness pedal.

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ghostsofgiants

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Sun Nov-27-05 10:57 PM
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5. When I was a child. I had a nasty fear of grass

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WCGreen

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:01 PM
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6. My sig says it all.....

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progmom

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:06 PM
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7. this is my fourth post on DU in the past 48 hours

:hi:

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sundog

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:27 PM
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13. and?

:eyes:

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LeftyMom

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:08 PM
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8. I'm not wearing a bra.

:bounce: :bounce:

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CanuckAmok

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:22 PM
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9. wow, neither am I!

Small world!

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:27 PM
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12. Crap, and I am

I feel... overdressed. :blush:

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sundog

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:28 PM
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14. i am

d cup

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LeftyMom

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:31 PM
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17. bitch

I bet they're fake.

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FuzzySlippers

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:33 PM
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20. I'm not either!

And I took mine off without removing either of the two shirts I'm wearing!:bounce:

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LeftyMom

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:33 PM
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24. I never put one on today

In fact, I'm still in my pajamas. :blush:

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FuzzySlippers

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:36 PM
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25. I'd still be in my pajamas

if I hadn't had to go out.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:37 PM
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26. Pajamas with feet?

:woohoo:

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LeftyMom

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:47 PM
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31. no the 2 pc flannel kind

and my slippers.

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sundog

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:31 PM
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66. are you jennifer beals?

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LynzM

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:44 PM
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29. Me neither...

Yay for finally being (almost) done with this day, time for that and slippers, and a glass of wine! :bounce:

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hfojvt

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:59 PM
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37. then it's probably not a good idea

to jump up and down like that.
Shades of Randi Rhodes on Friday.

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:01 AM
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39. I have the figure of an underfed twelve year old boy.

Edited on Mon Nov-28-05 12:01 AM by LeftyMom

There's no danger.

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dpbrown

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:21 PM
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93. More than a (insert volume measuring device here)...

...is a waste.

:thumbsup:

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FuzzySlippers

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:28 PM
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81. .

Bounce your boobies, get into the swing
Bounce your boobies, the swing is everything
It makes no difference if they're big or small
As long as you just give 'em your all ...

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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Left Is Write

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:23 PM
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10. No.

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supernova

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:25 PM
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11. I have an abusive sister in law

that I can't figure out how to deal with. :evilfrown:

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yvr girl

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:28 PM
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15. I'm wearing

clothes.

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RevCheesehead

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:30 PM
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16. words have the power to excite me

the right words, that is. :)

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Wetzelbill

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:33 PM
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23. hmmm.......

Alabaster skin caped in ivory
Golden beam drenches the air
She illuminates the world at an altar
A future snapshot preserved forever

That day held my heart etched memory
She radiated an aurora dawn engulfing me
A smile cantillates nonexistent songs in ears
Dreams hold as our arms grasp tightly

I remember her as an early spring morning
Salmon flecks drift seamlessly across the sky
Sunlight coruscates filaments as shadows melt
Unraveling my loss of control and words

Fitted black standing in the Sonora desert
He etches resplendence, hears nonexistent songs
My illusion dreams burning springtime snapshots
Album keepsakes, before her summer begins

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RevCheesehead

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:07 AM
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43. mmmmm

is it getting warm in here? :loveya:

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Wetzelbill

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Mon Nov-28-05 11:22 AM
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61. see I didn't even pull out the "A" game either

if I had some of my other poetry it may be too much for you to handle. :)

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RevCheesehead

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:28 PM
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65. go ahead and surprise me.

BTW - I'm 5'9"... :)

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Wetzelbill

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Mon Nov-28-05 08:42 PM
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90. I did mention

that I love taller women too right? :)

Actually, funny thing, the woman I wrote that about is a little over 5'8. I wrote it the day of her wedding last summer. A wedding incidently, that was definitely not to me. :(

I don't have any of my prettier poetry around here. I sorta gave up some of that a while ago, haha. Much more humorous nowadays. Sometimes dark too.

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evlbstrd

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:31 PM
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18. I'm feeling incredibly stupid.

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Wetzelbill

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:32 PM
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19. monkeys freak me out

especially the one in the WH. :)

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chknltl

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:33 PM
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21. I have 3 nipples

And like 2 others in this thread, I ain't wearing a bra either. As a matter of fact, I must confess that I have never worn a bra and there is a very good chance that I never will!

I also wonder about strange things on occasion. Right now I am wondering what would happen if you mated a duck with a chicken?
What would you call the offspring?

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Left Is Write

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:33 PM
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22. Ducken, of course.

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chknltl

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:47 PM
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30. I would have went for chucken...

Now I wonder if this has been tried before, ya gotta believe that someone somewhere at some point in time has thought this up. Did the result have beaks or bills? Could they swim? What did they eat and were they worth eating???? For a guy with 3 nipples and no bra, I have way too many questions here.

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FuzzySlippers

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:57 PM
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34. Dickens!

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yurbud

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:58 PM
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36. chuck

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chknltl

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:06 AM
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42. That one might be too easily confused with

ground chuck or wood chuck...dickens has been my fave so far.

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yurbud

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Mon Nov-28-05 02:35 AM
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44. If I ordered chuck at a restaurant and got woodchuck, I'd be just as happy

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sundog

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:00 AM
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38. big fucking shit

i have four

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bridgit

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:42 PM
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27. i have a tenacious hang-nail...

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Fleshdancer

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:43 PM
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28. you know those canned crescent roll containers?

I'm afraid to open them. I make my husband open them for me after I've run out of the room. He tells me when it's open so I know when to come back into the kitchen. Long odd story.

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Wetzelbill

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:56 PM
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32. I hate those things!

I still open them but I'm a little jumpy. They pop so suddenly that it always makes me jump, haha. The anticipation kills me. :)

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texanwitch

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Sun Nov-27-05 11:58 PM
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35. I had a roomate who wouldn't open one either, scared him silly.

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Fleshdancer

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Mon Nov-28-05 09:31 AM
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48. I'm not alone?

my husband makes fun of me everytime. Now I can tell him that there are others who share my fear. :)

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kick-ass-bob

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Mon Nov-28-05 09:56 AM
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51. You can also tell him that there are others who will also make fun of you.

;)

:P

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Fleshdancer

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:53 PM
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88. rofl!

You have obviously met my smart ass husband.

What cracks me up is that my husband will make fun of me for this but he always waits until I'm out of the room before popping the container open. He enables my neurotic behavior and I love him for that. :D

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liberaltrucker

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:02 AM
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40. I fart a lot

Truck stop food, don't ya know:blush:

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wickerwoman

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:03 AM
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41. Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

:shrug:

(Thank God I found that typo before I posted :-) )

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SofaKingLiberal

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:07 AM
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46. About once a week I'll dig up a corpse and have sex with it. n/t

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Orrex

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:05 AM
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53. The same corpse, or a different one each time?

I mean, are you a sicko or not?

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SofaKingLiberal

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Mon Nov-28-05 01:14 PM
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78. Never the same one twice, that would be way too sick. n/t

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NMMNG

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:11 AM
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47. I have a history of mental illness in my family

The maternal side, specifically.

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AirmensMom

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Mon Nov-28-05 09:54 AM
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49. I have a tiny scar on my cheek.

Face cheek, that is, and it's almost invisible ... and that's all you're gettin' out of me. :evilgrin:

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kick-ass-bob

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Mon Nov-28-05 09:55 AM
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50. I eat animals. And I like it.

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terrya

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:02 AM
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52. I sleep in the nude

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kick-ass-bob

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:37 PM
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86. How did I already know that???

:crazy:

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LynneSin

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:07 AM
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54. I have a scar on my leg where I tripped over a tombstone while I was ...

...blindfolded and dressed as Bugs Bunny.

Not kidding you - 3 stitches

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ScreamingMeemie

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:33 PM
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68. Halloween Treasure Hunt?

Road Rally? Come on...spill !!! :bounce:

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LynneSin

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:43 PM
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71. Hell Night

I was blindfolded trying to find Daffy Duck. We were given directions on where to move being shouted out by the Sorority Sisters. The tombstone I tripped over had little edges that stretched out to the side so it looked like I was clearing the tombstone but they didn't see the edges.

STone was kinda like: n||n

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ScreamingMeemie

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:45 PM
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72. Ouchy! Did you find Daffy at least?

:shrug: I can just about picture that.

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LynneSin

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:54 PM
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73. I was actually a real trooper and finished off the rest of hell night

They patched me up as best as they could because if I dropped out I wouldn't make it in the sorority. But as soon as it was overwith I could tell I had a bleeder so I ended up going to the emergency room and getting 3 stitches.

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ScreamingMeemie

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:56 PM
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74. What a woman. It's why I adore you despite some of our differences.

;) :thumbsup: :hug:

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LynneSin

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Mon Nov-28-05 01:06 PM
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76. Our differences are what makes us great friends

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Orrex

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:07 AM
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55. I once ate seven pounds of butterscotch pudding in the space of a week.

I'd rather not discuss if further, if that's okay.

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Burma Jones

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:11 AM
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56. I am so full of shit my eyes turned brown.......

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BlueIris

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:20 AM
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57. I read something on a site run by a veritable "freeper" type that

helped me resolve my conflicted feelings about and rid my mind of a very negative, self-defeating guilt. I know! I can't believe it either! I think the experience was what the playwrights call: ironic.

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flvegan

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:25 AM
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58. I have a penis.

Doesn't get much more personal than that, I guess.

I'm glad I said it, and I'm glad it's out there...so to speak.
*snort*

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LeftyMom

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Mon Nov-28-05 11:43 AM
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64. .

:woohoo:

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:31 AM
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59. I'm wearing white briefs with an Union Jack on it

at the "belt buckle" position. I shit you not.

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TallahasseeGrannie

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Mon Nov-28-05 11:18 AM
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60. I don't know where I am.

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WCGreen

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Mon Nov-28-05 11:32 AM
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62. My back hair ruffles in the wind....

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Arkana

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Mon Nov-28-05 11:37 AM
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63. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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Throckmorton

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Tue Nov-29-05 01:38 PM
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109. The Leprechaun tells me to burn things.

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ScreamingMeemie

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:32 PM
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67. Well, I'd give you my PIN number....

but you would probably use it. :hi:

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sundog

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:33 PM
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69. send it to me pm

i won't tell anyone

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ScreamingMeemie

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:36 PM
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70. I'll do that....

...as soon as I remember it. :hi:

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Mutley

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Mon Nov-28-05 12:59 PM
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75. I am very addicted to chocolate.

If the world ran out of chocolate I would probably die from withdrawal.

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Wetzelbill

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:30 PM
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97. I could do some serious damage with this info

never let a short person know your weakness. We are tenacious and demented. :)

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Mutley

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Tue Nov-29-05 06:41 AM
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100. You will not take my chocolate, or I will never get things from the top

shelf for you. I will stand back and laugh as you jump and climb in a futile attempt to reach something. :D

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noonwitch

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Mon Nov-28-05 01:06 PM
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77. I have PMS today

Any questions?

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Rhiannon12866

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Mon Nov-28-05 01:25 PM
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79. I'm afraid of clowns.

:scared::scared::scared:

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WI_DEM

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Mon Nov-28-05 02:24 PM
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80. I see dead people

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Throckmorton

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Tue Nov-29-05 01:36 PM
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107. I see Dumb People

They are all around me, and most of them don't even know they are dumb.

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Throckmorton

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Tue Nov-29-05 01:36 PM
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108. I see Dumb People

They are all around me, and most of them don't even know they are dumb.

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southlandshari

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:30 PM
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82. I am determined

Edited on Mon Nov-28-05 03:31 PM by southlandshari

to convince a certain gay man that he really isn't...

:evilgrin:

:hug: even all you do is push me away!

:cry:

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RevCheesehead

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:36 PM
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85. I had a friend like that once...

I referred to him as "the closet straight."

:hug:

To Steven, wherever you are: :loveya:

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southlandshari

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Tue Nov-29-05 09:59 AM
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101. I have several

I won't name names, but they know who they are!

:evilgrin:

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sundog

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:45 PM
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87. heh

how ya doin shari? :hi:

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southlandshari

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Tue Nov-29-05 10:00 AM
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102. .....

He REPLIED to me!!!

:loveya:

:rofl:

Just kidding, darlin'. I'm good, you?

:hi:

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FuzzySlippers

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Mon Nov-28-05 06:15 PM
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89. If he does switch teams

you'll have to wrestle me in jello for him.

:P

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southlandshari

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Tue Nov-29-05 10:08 AM
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103. Well....

I'd be happy to do that anyway, just for the fun of it!

;)

I've accepted my state of unrequited love for sundog, he ain't switching teams, so if you really want to fight me for someone, let's talk about Khashka...

:hide:

:P

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FuzzySlippers

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Tue Nov-29-05 01:27 PM
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105. Okay!!!

(Actually, I'm just looking for any excuse to wallow in Jello.)

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Call Me Wesley

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:34 PM
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83. I

exist.

Discuss.

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RebelOne

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:36 PM
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84. Arre you kidding? If I did I could be burned at the stake. n/t

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dpbrown

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:08 PM
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91. I was a Carny

Game Agent, not Ride Jock.

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Emops

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:16 PM
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92. I'm 22 and have never dated

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haydukelives

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:29 PM
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96. I don't wear

underwear

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Wetzelbill

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:32 PM
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98. My right ear is slightly cauliflowered

from my competition days. It makes me look tough.

Being freaked out by monkeys got no reply, so I figured I'd try something else. :)

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CatBoreal

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Tue Nov-29-05 10:08 AM
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104. I hate wearing socks...

...actually, I hate having anything on my feet. I've been known to go sockless in shoes in the snow.

If I could get away with not wearing shoes, I would.

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RetroLounge

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Tue Nov-29-05 01:32 PM
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106. I can lick my eye brows

:evilgrin:

RL

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swimboy

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Tue Nov-29-05 01:38 PM
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110. There's just no way I am going to be able to discuss poetry with you today

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RetroLounge

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Tue Nov-29-05 04:25 PM
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113. I know...

:evilgrin:

RL

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VaYallaDawg

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Tue Nov-29-05 01:42 PM
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111. I have a box of thin mints in my bottom desk drawer that I'm not

sharing with ANYBODY. Do you hear me, ANYBODY!!!!

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unsavedtrash

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Tue Nov-29-05 01:49 PM
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112. I was recently diagnosed with frontal and temporal lobe epilepsy

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undeterred

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Tue Nov-29-05 04:30 PM
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114. My breasts are

the same size. :bounce: :bounce:

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Wetzelbill

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Tue Nov-29-05 04:44 PM
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115. you made me look

I thought you might get x-rated on us. :)

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threehensandacow

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Tue Nov-29-05 08:14 PM
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116. i have a strange attraction

to odd smells. And I want to put little birds into my mouth. I don't do it, but I want to.

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Guy Fawkes

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Tue Nov-29-05 08:15 PM
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117. 13.5'' long

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