Wife Learns Of Husband's Affair From Family Parrot

matcom

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Mon Nov-28-05 07:40 AM
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Wife Learns Of Husband's Affair From Family Parrot

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PETRA Ficker has filed for divorce after learning from the family's pet parrot that her husband was having an affair.

The parrot, Hugo, had long since mastered mimicking Frank Ficker, so when Mrs Ficker heard the bird calling out the name Uta, she became suspicious.
She searched her husband's belongings and found two air tickets for a weekend break in Paris for her husband and the mysterious Uta.

Said Mrs Ficker: "Hugo always liked to mimic Frank ... and then one day I heard him doing Frank's voice, but saying Uta, Uta."

She has since initiated divorce proceedings.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17387942-13762,00.html

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Nov-28-05 07:50 AM
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1. That proves exactly what I've been trying to tell everyone. Be careful...

Birds get jealous too ...

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Clintmax

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Mon Nov-28-05 08:01 AM
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2. LOL!

:rofl:

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Kellanved

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Mon Nov-28-05 08:03 AM
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3. With that last name, she shouldn't have been too surprised

I am just saying...

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LynzM

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Mon Nov-28-05 08:35 AM
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5. LOL

Yeah, good point! :rofl:

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underpants

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Mon Nov-28-05 08:21 AM
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4. Frank was a PETrA Fricker

or maybe not.

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Deja Q

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Mon Nov-28-05 08:43 AM
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6. Sounds like being an Uta Ficker was his waterloo...

*squawk* Uta!! Hugo wanna cracker! Hugo wanna crack her!

:rofl:

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edbermac

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Mon Nov-28-05 10:25 AM
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7. Methinks hubby is going to be serving Hugo soon...on a plate...

:rofl:

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