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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 11:49 AM
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"Carolina cheerleaders and the Fla. teacher to be in special Penthouse..."
"....but seriously Sir" Donald Rumsfeld says in his briefing "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 11:52 AM
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1. AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
fuck you.

no FUCK you!

maybe FUCK YOU !!!

:cry:

i wanna see that Penthouse x(
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:01 PM
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9. MmmOkay
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 11:53 AM
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2. That's it...
I'm sending Courtney Love to your house.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 11:53 AM
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5. ACK!
No make it stop
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 11:53 AM
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6. lock it
lock it :D lock it :D lock it :D lock it :D lock it :D
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 11:53 AM
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3. so its not true?
:grr:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 11:53 AM
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4. Keep that up and we'll be seeing Lost Underpants signs stapled
to telephone poles in the next few weeks :grr:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 11:56 AM
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7. The Lost Underpants of Paradise
http://www.imreszabo.net/pants.html
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 11:59 AM
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8. Damn - I was going to buy 10 of those Penthouse mags
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:38 PM
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10. Don't DO that! I take my porn VERY seriously!
:grr:
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nemo137 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 06:12 PM
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11. I know, right?
It's like the time my friends sent me a fake email saying that Natalie Portman was going to do a Hustler spread. You shouldn't play that kind of trick on a growing boy with a dirty mind.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 06:21 PM
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12. That was below the belt. Literally.
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 06:33 PM
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13. *covers ears*
You...you....you....

Me----> :mad:

Just joshin' ya :P :P

But SERIOUSLY....

:P :P :P
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