Gather Round Kiddies For Matcom's Joke O' The DAY!

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After finishing moving into a new apartment, a young man went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing nothing but a robe. The young lady smiled at the young man and started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment. She closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall completely off. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

Astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these boobs, they are 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin. I have no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"


Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me. "

to her.

:thumbsup:

:spray:

to "kiddies" x(
I need a "hear no evil" smiley

:rofl:

Gotcha!

:evilgrin:

I wanna see the explanation I get.

:D

:yoiks:

:spank:worthy!

:D

:P

i'm up to the challenge :evilgrin:

I think I'm gonna need a bigger paddle, though.

























:hide:

:P

paddles :rofl:

a very big paddle that I am quite fond of!




:evilgrin:

:eyes:

I was joking. I got it.

:P

by saying they got it?

:eyes:



:P

They think they are soooo cool

:eyes:

The :eyes: smiley is the meanest one!! A close second is :shrug:, and you already know how I feel about :popcorn:!

:cry:

:P

:cry:

Just mean...

That wasn't meant for YOU, darlin'. YOU never post those mean smilies at me!

Forgive me?

All is forgiven. :hug:

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

:rofl:

:rofl:

:spray: :rofl: