Ketchup on hamburgers is vile in every way

dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:43 PM
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Ketchup on hamburgers is vile in every way

And is an abomination unto our Lord Bobby Seale.

That is all. :patriot:

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kick-ass-bob

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:43 PM
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1. You probably use mayonnaise.

:puke:

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dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:44 PM
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2. I'm more of a mustard gal

So bite me. :P

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kick-ass-bob

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:47 PM
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6. Well, I use mustard and CATSUP

not ketchup.

:crazy:

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dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:51 PM
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9. Well that's just MADNESS!!

And it tends to look like something I shouldn't say here... x(

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Robeson

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:48 PM
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52. self delete

Edited on Mon Nov-28-05 05:49 PM by Robeson

...wrong poster.

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WCGreen

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:45 PM
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3. If you put Worcestershire Sauce in the mixin'

Then you don't need no ketchup...

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:49 PM
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8. If you add a little garlic it's even better ...

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WCGreen

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:52 PM
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10. But no too much....

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:56 PM
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12. I really like to use the garlic that's crushed and sold in small jars ...

Edited on Mon Nov-28-05 04:17 PM by Joan_Alpern

in the produce section of the grocery store. FYI ~ It's also good for makin' some kick-ass garlic bread!

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Richardo

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:45 PM
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4. Do you chop the beef by hand with your Eldridge Cleaver?

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dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:46 PM
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5. *zing!*

:rofl:

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Rising Phoenix

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:47 PM
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7. now I want hamburgers for dinner...mmmm

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dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:15 PM
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21. Sans ketchup...OR ELSE!

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seemunkee

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:53 PM
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11. Why do you hate America?

Heinz ketchup
French's mustard
Kraft American cheese

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dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:15 PM
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19. You scare me

:scared:

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Gormy Cuss

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Mon Nov-28-05 03:57 PM
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13. Is this news?

Ketchup is intended for French fries and as an ingredient in shrimp cocktail and some BBQ sauces. Any other use is off label, if you ask me.

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dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:14 PM
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18. Finally, a voice of reason

:patriot:

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Shell Beau

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:07 PM
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14. Mmm, I can eat ketchup on just about any meat,

except ham sandwiches :puke: or on sandwich bread for that matter!!!

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dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:12 PM
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15. Oh dear ...the thought of ketchup on ham...

:puke: :nuke: :cry:

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matcom

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:13 PM
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16. Ketchup AND MAYO BABY!!!

:bounce:

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dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:14 PM
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17. You nasty

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matcom

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:15 PM
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20. never EVER Mustard

preferably enough Mayo & Ketchup so they ooze out the sides a little. then it drips on the plate and i mop it up with the FRIES!!

:bounce:

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dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:16 PM
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23. Yeah...there's definitely something wrong with you

Not that that's a news flash or anything... :P

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Jamastiene

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:04 PM
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35. OMG, you like it like I do.

I call it sopping not mopping though. You know. Like sopping the gravy with a biscuit. Yummy. I don't use mustard or relish. I'm from the south. Good eating, however weird our tastes may seem, is one thing I actually like better about the south. Don't get me wrong, a lot of northern dishes are fantastic as well. I'm just a food fan from the word go, but I like my hot dogs and my hamburgers with some chili on them too, oozing out the sides like you mentioned in your post.

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Loonman

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:21 PM
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28. That's right!

Ketchup on top, Mayo on bottom.

Or the other way 'round.

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matcom

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:16 PM
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22. i dip my grilled cheese sammies in ketchup too

YUMMY! :9

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Jamastiene

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:08 PM
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37. Mental note to self.

Must hint my way into an invitation to eat some vittles with matcom at some point in time. :hi: I like your taste.

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matcom

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:09 PM
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39. its WONDERFUL!!

i dip my grilled cheese in a pile o' ketchup!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmYYYUUUUMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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SOteric

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:19 PM
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24. P.S. Ketchup is ~not~ the same thing as salsa.

No matter what your mother told you.

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eyepaddle

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:19 PM
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25. Let me see if I can be polite here,

You're wrong.

Ketchup is about the finest condiment ever created (Worcestershire sauce is a marinade so that's a separate category).

I will concede that it is best when on the side and thus easier to precisely control how much goes on any individual bite. The same holds true for mustard.

Mayo (or any of its bastard offspring) in proximity to any beef product is also misguided.

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dolo amber

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Mon Nov-28-05 07:51 PM
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55. You make baby Bobby Seale cry

:cry:

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:19 PM
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26. Ketchup, mustard, onions, lettuce, bacon.

Five Guys Famous Burgers and Fries. The burgers rock.

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johnnie

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:20 PM
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27. I'll have to remember that

I believe I put some on my burger at your cookout a few months ago and now I feel really really guilty... Well, not really but I know that next time I will make an attempt to make sure you see me do it. :P

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CatBoreal

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:27 PM
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29. HEATHENS! THE LOT OF YOU!

Horseradish and HP Sauce is what that burger patty begs for!

How could you torture poor defenseless ground beef so!

Ketchup/Catsup is just intolerable!

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terrya

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:34 PM
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30. This is why steak sauce was invented

Edited on Mon Nov-28-05 04:35 PM by terrya

I mean, ketchup is SO 1973...

:-)

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Orsino

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:39 PM
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31. Ketchup is nature's perfect food...

...and helps to perfect all sorts of dishes. Unless you hate America, of course.

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matcom

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:47 PM
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32. don't forget

our Lord and Gipper told us it was a vegetable too ;)

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Orsino

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:11 PM
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41. Yep. Takes one to know one.

:rofl:

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Jamastiene

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Mon Nov-28-05 04:49 PM
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33. Uhm, I like ketchup on just about everything but

steak. I'm a ketchup fan. I can't help myself. Yes, I use ketchup on my hamburgers. You'd freak if you saw me loading one up with chili too, wouldn't you?

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TimeChaser

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:03 PM
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34. Ketchup makes everything better :)

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Shell Beau

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:05 PM
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36. Thanks for this thread! It has inspired me to have grilled burgers

for supper! Oh and with plenty of ketchup :9!!

:)

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matcom

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:08 PM
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38. don't forget the MAYO!

:bounce:

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Shell Beau

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:10 PM
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40. I don't like MAYO!!

:puke: But I love ketchup and mustard!!!

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matcom

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:14 PM
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42. NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

:cry:

we can never marry. i'm sorry. we will have to relegate our relationship to a sordid affair.

you simply CANNOT be my bride without a lust for Mayo. x(

it will never work between us. we can still get nekkid though

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Shell Beau

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:15 PM
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43. All because of the mayo?

:cry: Maybe I can learn to love it again!!

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matcom

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:15 PM
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44. you will have to!

what ELSE do we dip our french fries in? :shrug:

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Shell Beau

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:16 PM
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45. Miracle Whip!

:rofl:

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matcom

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:18 PM
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46. AAA AAARRRRRRR GGGGGGG HHHH HHH!!!!!!

:cry:

its officially over. not even sure we can see each other nekkid now x(

get nekkid for me one more time and i'll let you know if the above is true :P

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Shell Beau

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:20 PM
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48. LOL!!!

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

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Jamastiene

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:19 PM
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47. Miracle Whip is ok if you like to eat lite, but if you want to

really enjoy some mayo, try Duke's. No kidding. It's scrumptious mayo.

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name not needed

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:36 PM
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49. YOU'RE vile in every way!

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Ron Green

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:45 PM
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50. When I worked at a legendary local burger joint in Texas....

(I was relatively new), one day a charter bus from someplace in Ohio pulled into the parking lot. One of the veteran employees said to me, "Go get the gallon tub of ketchup from the walk-in."

Five minutes later I found out why.

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sundog

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:46 PM
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51. no, mustard is the issue

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Robeson

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Mon Nov-28-05 05:50 PM
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53. Your are a heretic!...

...and an abomination!...}(

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mcscajun

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Mon Nov-28-05 07:28 PM
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54. I must beg to differ...

Bacon cheeseburger, Crisp Lettuce, NO tomato, Rings of fresh Red Onion, TYVM, spread mayo VERY lightly on Toasted bun surfaces. Top with ketchup and dill slices.

Out of this world. End of story.

Keep the ketchup OFF my fries, though. Salt only, please.

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Mon Nov-28-05 07:56 PM
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56. Talk about hating Amurikka...

Jeebus...

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