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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 08:50 PM
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Joke
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 08:51 PM
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1. you could at least trick us
:spank:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 08:51 PM
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2. You are sick!
:popcorn: :popcorn:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 08:52 PM
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3. High five, dude.
We'll burn together.
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 08:56 PM
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4. Hey flvegan have you seen my latest poll?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4365040
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:17 PM
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6. I did, am I'm winning! In your FACE anti-Brazilians!!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 08:58 PM
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5. THIS IS HUGH!!!111!!!!1!!11!!!
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:21 PM
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7. Gosh, I haven't heard that one yet. Good one.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:41 PM
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8. *kills Bleachers7 with rusty machete a la Jason Voorhees*
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:47 PM
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9. Aw, fuck that.
:P :P
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