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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:38 PM
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Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks LOL!!
Mon Nov 28, 1:50 PM ET

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle, researchers said on Monday.

Standard-sized needles failed to reach the buttock muscle in 23 out of 25 women whose rears were examined after what was supposed to be an intramuscular injection of a drug.

Two-thirds of the 50 patients in the study did not receive the full dosage of the drug, which instead lodged in the fat tissue of their buttocks, researchers from The Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin said in a presentation to the annual meeting of the Radiological Society of North America.

Besides patients receiving less than the correct drug dosage, medications that remain lodged in fat can cause infection or irritation, researchers Victoria Chan said.

"There is no question that obesity is the underlying cause. We have identified a new problem related, in part, to the increasing amount of fat in patients' buttocks," Chan said.

"The amount of fat tissue overlying the muscles exceeds the length of the needles commonly used for these injections," she said.

more . . . http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051128/hl_nm/buttocks_dc_2
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:41 PM
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1. Well
well, well. I don't know what to say. It certainly would not be pretty to see that long needle coming at you but you gotta do what you gotta do. IM's are not meant to do well in fat, they need muscles to work. Another incentive to lose the extra weight. A new post it for the fridge.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:42 PM
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3. "a new post-it for the fridge"... lol
(and ouch)
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:03 PM
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11. My fat ass was on the internet!
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:06 PM
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13. Bwahahahahaha!
Well you hardly have a fat ass but that picture could have been taken at a better angle! The good news is that I was right after you and they missed mine! Whoa, that coulda been ugly.

For a short moment there I thought you were holding a beer. I forgot about the candles and where we were.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:10 PM
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16. I freaked when I found that picture
I wonder who took it?

Damn my ass looks bad in yellow. LOL
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:11 PM
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19. Nah
you looked quite lovely in that outfit, really. That is a damned bad angle. I think it was the guy that was sitting there with the camera that got up in everyone's face.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:14 PM
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20. It could have been DancingBear's ass
but I think he was looking for his glasses at that time.:hide:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:25 PM
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24. No he was taking pictures of celebrity asses
How could you forget? LOL

One of the high (or low) moments of our trip:
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:31 PM
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27. Poor Anderson.
He does have a seriously cute ass even with the hole. (I figure since this is now in the lounge that statement was ok)
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:38 PM
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28. Every time I promise myself I won't post that anymore
Edited on Tue Nov-29-05 10:38 PM by proud2Blib
it just seems to fit in a thread somewhere.

I wonder if we should send the picture to CNN? :)
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:44 PM
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30. You could send it
to Anderson at his addy. I don't have it but I know it is there on their website. Actually I think he saw it when it made the internets.
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:10 PM
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17. Mine was in the newspaper


Once again, come and worship the Buddah.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:15 PM
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21. Ahh that is cute! n/t
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:26 PM
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25. That is a lot more flattering than my ass
YOU win the cute picture contest. :)
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:42 PM
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29. Thanks.
I'm still kind of appalled at my gut there, even so.

But mostly it's a sad pic because it's of me on Nov 2, 2004. Guess what I'm praying for.
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MadisonProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:42 PM
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2. More bad news. DAMN111!!! SERIES!!111
Edited on Tue Nov-29-05 09:43 PM by MadisonProgressive
Wow, on edit - this is my 3000th post!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:43 PM
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4. you think that's bad??
I was the 20th woman!!

*pout*
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:43 PM
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5. Does my ass look fat? nt
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:46 PM
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6. They should just use quads or calves instead
Even the fattest people don't have that much fat on their calves.

http://brainbuttons.com/home.asp?stashid=13
Buttons for brainy people - educate your local freepers today!


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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:54 PM
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7. I heard Rush talking about it as I flipped past his hate show today
He was actually making fun of fat asses, totally ignoring his own gigantic ass! I guess they could just inject it in his anal cyst and bypass his fat.
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GRLMGC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:00 PM
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9. ahahahahaahhahaha nt
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:02 PM
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10. "I have a sub-human figure a huge rear end
my brain? that's another story. I have a face the size of a washtub and my ass is as big as Missouri!"

-Rush Limbaugh "I'm a Nazi"
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artfan Donating Member (346 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:56 PM
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8. sad to say but(t)
I am in the fat ass catagory.
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:07 PM
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14. Indeed. Come, worship the Buddah
Chubbster here too. Don't get to jocular about this, folks. There is a fatty bumbalatty or two on the side of justice and good as well as on the side of the evil empire.

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Generator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:04 PM
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12. I can see where that "chat" forum can come in handy
Don't mind me but you are upseting my Hillary rants.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:08 PM
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15. LOL! n/t
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Thtwudbeme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:11 PM
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18. and you think this is funny....why?
I think the way this was posted is beyond tacky.

Why is it ok to post "funny" things about overweight people?

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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:22 PM
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22. It's not about overweight people
It's about fat asses.

BIG difference. :)

Seriously, I didn't mean to offend anyone. I just thought it was funny. I mean, who DOESN'T think their ass is fat?
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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:24 PM
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23. There have always been fat people
even before the recent "epidemic" of obesity. Why wouldn't they have different lengths of needles on hand?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:29 PM
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26. I had no idea
Learn something new every day I guess :eyes:
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