It is now 200 days to FUNDAY (how you can help)

An integral part of FUNDAY (the annual party here in Saginaw) is FUNDAY RADIO. We encourage all DUers to join us -- not only for the party, but also as part of the digital files which make FUNDAY RADIO what it is -- the darndest fake radio station/background party music east of the Mississippi.
In short -- we need callers for our request line and You Can Help. Here's what we need you to do:
1. Call our FUNDAY Request Line and ask for your favorite party song (we'll get it on for you). To access the request line, DUmail me, because this is actually Andy the Right Wing Republican's answering machine and I'm not handing the number out to just any lurker here.
2. Call the number between 9 am and 4 pm weekdays EST. DO NOT call outside of those hours because Andy finds liberals annoying (other than me, of course) and probably won't talk to you.
3. Say the following:
(a) " Hi, could you play (your song request -- make it an excellent suggestion for party music)." Riff on this -- make it sound like an actual music request such as you'd make on a real radio station.
Pause a second and then say (either or both):
(b1) "I'm (your name) from (your city and state), and when I'm in Saginaw I listen to John Herbst on FUNDAY TWELVE RADIO!" or:
(b2) "I'm (your name) from (your city and state), and when I'm in Saginaw I listen to Chip Burch on FUNDAY TWELVE RADIO!"
Show some enthusiasm. We WILL get the best of the requests on. And we can always use some more good suggestions for party music, in spite of the fact we've been doing this for years and years now.
We're hoping to hear from all of you and, yes, you're personally invited to FUNDAY. You should probably show up -- you'll have a blast!
John
Thanks for helping -- don't worry about this dropping out of sight. I'll just bump it 400 times over the next almost seven months, if that's what it takes. And don't forget to DUmail me for the number.