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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:45 AM
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theres a giant fly buzzing around my living room
A big black one. I swatted it with a mop and now its nowhere to be seen.

Whats a fly still doing alive around there? This is Chicago and its been freezing weather here for several weeks now.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:47 AM
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1. His sibling is buzzing around my house in Minnesota
damn thing is too fast for my swatter.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:48 AM
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2. did they miss the memo about it being winter?
:shrug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:49 AM
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3. Must have!
:grr:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:49 AM
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4. Is that fly single or married? Gay, straight or diverse?
Monogamous or polyamorous?

DUers want to _know_! :rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:49 AM
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5. Is the fly into bestiality?
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:50 AM
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8. Good question!
And one that is sure to get this thread locked! :thumbsup:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:51 AM
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10. cool
been trying since yesterday for that to happen!

:evilgrin:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:52 AM
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11. i hope he doesnt "jump me" when i got to sleep
:scared:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:50 AM
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7. he says he dated his younger sisters older best friends gay straight ...
He dated himself.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:51 AM
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9. Thank you for inquiring!
:thumbsup:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:49 AM
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6. Lure it into the microwave.. 20 seconds ought to do it..
add mustard & a slice of bread..and you're good to go./.late night protein snack:)
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